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1997 Geo Metro Track Toy

What: 1997 Geo Metro Track Toy Where: San Fran How Much: $1400 Selling Point: Adorbs What Else: Riding high

Isn’t it precious?! This Metro wants to be a real race car when it grows up. We must hand it to the owner for his/her unusual choice of platform. After that, we’re just left scratching our head.

Sure, you’ve tracked it at MAZDA Raceway Laguna Seca, but that doesn’t mean the car has provenance,…

What: Honda Prelude Race Car Where: Maine How Much: $3000 Selling Point: Like no Prelude ever before What Else: ?

The ad for this car begins, “If you love hondas and racing you want this.” And it gets better from there. This baby has a “new motor with 80000” (pause to think about that …), and the seller is prepared to throw in “another hole car.”

As for being a Prelude … we’ll take the seller’s word.…

Manual CTS-V Sport Wagon For Sale

What: 2012 Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon Where: NorCal How Much: $50k Selling Point: Three pedals What Else: So many torques

If you’re on this site, chances are you feel the same way we do about these unicorns. You know who doesn’t like it? The EPA, who determined the CTS-V was the least fuel efficient small station wagon on sale in the United States in 2014. Bollucks! We want one!

Not sure why this…