Fart King Vers

⭐Anyone else had this experience????

Three months later and he’s awful comfortable around you. You feel your hair blow back at the massive chainsaw fart he rips in your face. “Just like old times, huh fag? Don’t forget to wash my gear and fold it today when you get home from work!” You hear his heavy footfalls towards the bathroom where he lets a flood of piss splash loudly, no doubt making a mess on the seat and floor. Just more, you’ll have to clean up later on your hands and knees, he sure is sloppy.

As you wash his dishes from the steak and eggs you cooked him, you wonder, how long will this last? How low will he push me? Mike rips another fart and you hear the toilet flush, you refocus on making him a sandwich for lunch so you’re not late to work. He’s had a tough week what with no job interviews coming his way. Best to just keep doing what he says and try to cheer him up.

“Ayyy fart face, think you can rub my feet for me while I watch the game highlights from last night real quick? I’ve got a bit of a cramp and I’m meeting with the old crew later for some basketball - borrowing $20 by the way, hope you don’t mind”.