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YOU SURE ARE KILLING THAT SNAKE RODNEY, GOOD JOB

What the heck kind of bird is that?? (Also I hate that I had to stop for a second to ponder if the whole thing might be an AI fake somehow. The future is gonna be weird, man.)

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

“We need more diversity in media!!” Really means “we want an almost entirely black cast and Hispanics, Asians, other races and ethnicities, lgbt people, disabled people, and all others can fuck off” bc people only care about those things when the cast is white. Coco was fantastic and celebrated Mexican culture, but it was completely slept on. The Shape of Water showed a mute woman whose sexuality was open and not looked down upon, with a diverse cast of white, black, lgbt, and monster characters, and an amazing story about love and the corruption of white men in power, directed by a Mexican, and people completely overlooked this movie too. But when Black Panther came out, all of their complaining about “lack of representation” suddenly went away. Bc Black Panther had a black superhero at the front of it, and that’s all the representation that matters, right? You don’t actually care about representation for everyone. You just want to make all characters black.

Make the bots movie!!!!!!

“Good thing I’m a pancreas doctor” actually made me tear up laughing

“We know it’s old because it’s covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump” LMAOOOO

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Unrealistic. A real customer would have tossed it at her, not placing it down gingerly

@fae-lala

i really hate that one comic thats like “Boy bullies trans girl when they’re kids, but when they’re adults, he thinks she’s super hot” Here’s a better idea , for a comic, “boy bullies trans girl when they’re kids, but when they’re adults, she cleaves him in half with a zweihander” 

No, I am Aware. it’s the perfect size for killing bad men.