hairy men & fart fetish

You wake up in a daze, your mind racing with questions. You are laying down and can’t quite make out the room around you. Your attempts to get up lead nowhere as you realize you are being firmly held down by some sort of by some sort of giant tape. It was at this moment you notice the room around you looked rather large, and everything seemed strangely far away. What was happening before you woke up like this? You remember that you were sent on a mission, to infiltrate your rival company’s computer systems at their home base. You were well prepared, having researched the floor plan and thought about how you were going to sneak in to the building after closing hours. Then it hits you, the last thing you remember is successfully breaking in and finding the information you were looking for. But before you could email it away you got sprayed in the face by someone just out of your line of sight with some strange liquid. That’s the last thing you can remember.

Then a low laughter cuts through the silence of your thoughts. “So, I see you’re finally awake then. Took a little longer than usual for the subject to come to. Oh well.” “What are you doing?! Where am I?” you scream. “Oh, you’ll find out soon enough.” Then the masculine, rough voice comes closer until he enters the light; revealing his gargantuan figure. You are speechless as you stare up at a man that’s 100 stories tall. Though his massive figure is blocking out most of the light you can make out a light scruff on his face, short brown hair, and clean teeth that were twisted in a sort of sadistic grin. He had an average body type with a little bit of a belly, and he was wearing a button-up shirt and slacks. “My name is Roy and I work in a department specifically devoted to dealing with little invaders like you.” His voice is loud, it stings your tiny eardrums. “You may have noticed a bit of a size difference between us” Roy said with a sneer. “We find that you thieves are much easier to deal with when you’re this size.” “What the fuck is going on here, is this some kid of sick joke?” You say, starting to panic. “How did you get me this size?” Roy puts his hands in his pockets looking down at you, his tanned skin glistening with a fine layer of sweat. “It’s just some new technology we’ve been working on, and what better human test subjects than criminal trash like you.” “I’m not a criminal!!” you reply to the giant. His grin immediately falls into a look of disgust and leans down close to you for the first good look at his face. He was attractive, and young, probably around 28. He looked down at you with hatred “You are a criminal!” He said angrily, “and this is your sentence.” With that he turns around and you see the tight contour of his butt in his grey work slacks. His rear was by far the most noticeable feature about him, even at a normal size this would be an ass to behold but at your small stature it is like looking at two planets. Then they began to get closer, and closer still, until you realized his ass was descending to right below your feet.  With an earthquake like THUD he takes a seat just in front of you, and you stare up at his back that extends into the sky. “Criminals can’t be too comfortable now, and since that’s EXACTLY what you are, why don’t I adjust the comfort level?” With that he leans to one side and rips the loudest fart you’d ever heard. You could even feel the wind from where you were trapped, and then the smell overcame you. It was like a dumpster full rotten eggs. Your eyes were watering at the stench as you were already begging to be set free. “Please I don’t know what you want, just let me go!” Roy just laughs quietly “Ya know I haven’t been working at this job for very long but I already like it! I do things, kind of differently than my coworkers.” You scream back “I don’t give a shit about your coworkers just put me back to normal”.

Roy turned to look down at you and frowned “I don’t think you understand who’s in charge here. Time to teach you a lesson.” With that he starts bouncing his butt up and down on the chair THUMP THUMP THUMP creating an earthquake on the chair you were taped to. All while his humongous ass was backing up, inching closer and closer to crushing your small, pathetic body. You began panicking again “NO, stop! I didn’t mean to offend, I just want to be free ple-“ CRUNCH Roy had landed his ass crack perfectly centered on your left foot. You scream out in pain as your foot has been flattened into nothing under hundreds of tons of weight. Roy starts talking, completely ignoring your tiny screams. “So, I’m going to be asking the questions, and demanding the answers today, is that understood.” Your exhausted from screaming and can barely manage a quiet yelp. “I said ‘IS THAT UNDERSTOOD’?” Roy angrily grinds his ass on your foot causing all the pain to rush back; you manage a weak “understood…”. “Good” Roy continues with his explanation while still crushing your foot and leg “Now just so you understand, it is my job to intercept intruders who are attempting to steal company secrets. I interrogate them, find out what they know, get some of their own company’s secrets from them, then your memory is erased, and you’re returned to normal size and never know the wiser.” PFFFFFFTTTT Roy ripped a hot, quiet fart right on your crushed foot; this one stunk even worse than the last. “I don’t know anything!” you plead, “Please, I really didn’t find anything by the time you got me.”

Roy stood up, relieving the immense pressure on your leg. You breathed a sigh of relief till you saw his god-like buns descending on you once again. This time he was centered on your body and slowly all light was blocked out by the two massive globes. Roy’s ass lightly descends on, applying more and more pressure until you feel a struggle to breathe. At this point Roy stops and your face to face with his noxious swamp ass for the first time. The sweat on his face was no warning at all for how putrid his ass stunk. A horrible combination of musk, sweat, and shit and it was the only thing you could breathe at that moment, and you were breathing it desperately. “I bet you’ll tell me everything you REALLY learned after a few minutes under this bad boy.” He smacks the side of his own ass and you can feel it vibrate through his thick cheeks. “I haven’t taken a shower in three days, and honestly I wasn’t the best at wiping today either, just for you little man.” He gives his butt a soft jiggle on you that makes it even harder to breathe for a moment. “I also have plenty of these for ya” with that you get a near lethal, point blank fart right in your face, from an asshole the same size as your face. He took his sweet time sitting on you for what felt like an hour, farting every few minutes but never applying enough weight to crush you completely. “It would be so funny if I just tripped and my ass landed right on you!” Roy boasted, laughing. “Hell, I could crush you anytime I want really, and you’re getting kind of quiet, so I might just do that!” You start panicking and his butt cheeks with all your force and eventually he stands up and looks down at you. “You can’t crush me, you have to return me to normal at the end of all this” You say, now damp from his swamp ass being on you for so long. “Maybe, but if you never tell me you’ll never get back to normal size.” he sneered. Upon this realization you cave and confess what you learned of Roy’s company secrets. “See I knew you had it in you.” Roy said coyly, letting out a loud belch. “Now it’s time to tell me your companies secrets.” You grew pale, a spy who gets discovered is bad enough but a spy that reveals company secrets is sure to be fired. You refuse Roy’s offer, to which he shakes his head and slowly turns away from you. Your heart is pounding in fear at what this malicious giant is concocting to torture you next. He is completely facing away from you and you are met with the familiar sight of his ass, but this time it descends quickly on you and crushes your legs with a thunderous bang. You gasp in pain, unable to process the amount of pressure and weight you feel. “I think you want to cooperate man, it’s almost time to go home so I’m trying to get this shit wrapped up” He lets out another silent but deadly right on your puny body before grinding his ass away and standing over you once more. You look up at him weakly and finally give in, letting go all your company’s secrets for a chance of getting mercy. “Thank you” Roy said writing down all the details. “Now usually this would be the part of the process where I release you wipe your memories, but I actually forgot to fill out some paper work before shrinking you which is a big no no.” He seemed genuinely embarrassed at his mistake. “So instead of trying to fudge the records I’m just going to say you never existed at all.” “What do you mean?” you grunt out with your remaining energy. “Well usually people get returned to normal size, but if you never existed there’s really no need for that.” Roy said wickedly, “No, you can’t…” you lurch out. “SO, I guess all there is to do is get rid of you.” “Roy, I gave you what you wanted, please I just want to go home.” You beg. “Hey this is hard for me too man, I’m the newbie and I make mistakes, but that doesn’t mean anyone needs to know. With that Roy turns away from you, flaunting his gigantic ass in your direction one last time. “NO, don’t sit on me, please!” You scream, “Sorry man, but I’m about to get off the clock and there’s nothing I’d love more right now than to take a nice load off!” He does a quick upper body stretch before ripping a nasty sounding fart and beginning his descent on top of you. “NO, STOP, DON’T DO IT!!!” Were the last things you said before his ass descended on you fully.

The Limits

You and Jason had been friends for a while. At this point he knew you were gay, and although he was straight he was more than fine with it. Jason always joked around with you, grabbing you, whispering sexual things in your ear and just overall being close to you. But you knew he was straight, and you respected it. It didn’t help that he was sexy as fuck though. He had a lean body, but he was packed with muscles. All clearly defined, and he had a more than decently sized ass.

Today you were hanging out with him like any other day when out of the corner of your eye you saw him doing something strange. “What are you doing,” you asked looking up sharply at Jason. He had pulled down his shorts revealing his asscrack and jock. You ogled at his ass. You wanted to taste it, lick it clean for him.

“What, you don’t like what you’re looking at,” he replied smugly. You scoffed and looked in another direction.

“Bro just put it away,” you remarked quickly. Trying to end the temptation of seeing his glorious ass.

“Actually I got it out for a reason,” he said, “I want you to smell my farts.”

“What the hell no dude.” You said. Trying to stifle the fact that you were wildly aroused. You glanced up again at his ass, from where you were sitting on your couch, and your mouth started to water.

“Oh come on man. I need to know what they smell like up close in personal,” he said sounding slightly bummed.

“Ok, and what makes you think I want to get up close and personal with that shit Shute?” You replied trying your best to sound annoyed.

“I don’t know. You’re gay,” he said defensively, “Don’t gay men like love man scent.”

You scoffed again, and thought about it. Knowing this would probably be the only chance you ever got to smell his ass.

“Come on man I’m about to let loose.” You hear from the desk in front of you.

This made your dick throb.

“Uhh, fine, but don’t think it’s because I want to,” you said trying to sound upset.

“Awesome,” Jason muttered. He stood up and walked over to you shuffling in a comedic sort of way while smiling down at you. You barely noticed, because you were too busy lusting over him. His shorts fell to the floor in front of you and Jason’s bulge sat right in front of your face. You could tell it was still flaccid, but damn was it impressive. You stared at it and licked your lips.

“Don’t get so excited man. We’re only here for my farts.”

“Yeah of course. I know that.”

“Okay, cause you look like your about to rip my dick off and eat it like a snack.”

“Haha, no.” You chuckled nervously back at him. His comment brought you out of your trance, and back into reality.

“So how should we do this,” he said.

“Turn around,” you replied ready to get this beautiful, yet embarrassingly painful experience over with.

“Ok demanding,” he chuckled as he turned around and bent his knees a little. His cheeks bounced a little, and then settled. You could already smell a faint musk, and you couldn’t wait to smell more.

“Umm, grab your cheeks, and just spread them open,” you said awkwardly.

He followed your orders and spread open his cheeks with his hands. It was a gorgeous sight, his pink hole was tight and surrounded by a light patch of hair, and now that it was open the manly musk of his ass radiated towards your face.

“I guess I’ll just put my nose on your hole,” you said questioning how to do this.

“Sounds good to me!” With that you placed your nose in his hole. This caused a long sensual moan to burst from Jason’s lips.

“Wow! I didnt know that would feel so good,” Joe said nervously. You had never heard this tone in his voice, and you knew him for years. What was happening. You pushed your nose a little deeper in his ass, and you heard hold back another moan.

“Ok, I guess I’ll just open the gates of hell.”

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Jason was not kidding. His fart was by far the worst thing you had ever smelled. It las 7 seconds, and left a coughing mess. While you were coughing Jason moaned at the pleasure of releasing the fart, as well as your accepting nose in his hole.

You began to pull away, but Jason told you to get back in his ass. You sat there for a moment thinking. Until he turned around. Looking at you intensely.

“Get your face back in my ass, and sniff my farts!” After he said this you obliged. The small break gave you time to get yourself together, and you began to sniff the remnants of the past fart. Your dick was throbbing at this point.

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He let out another fart. This one lasting just 3 seconds was somewhat sexier since you weren’t choking on the air. The disgusting cheese stench that shot out of his ass was intoxicating, and you found yourself smelling his ass even after it was over. After a couple of moments in silence Jason pushes your head deeper into his ass, and another blast protruded from his ass smelling cheesier and more rotten than the last one. You began to pre cum.

“Bro, do you like that shit,” Jason asked.

“Uhh no,” you said worriedly.

“You know. That was kind of hot, and I’m not trying to mess with you man.”

“It was,” you asked curious if he was telling the truth.

“Fuck yeah dude. The feeling of your face being completely dominated by my ass, as I just pass gas into your defenseless nose... holy shit!”

“I thought it was hot too,” you replied anxiously.

“Bro eat my ass, for real,” he retaliated.

Without another word you plunged your face deep into his ass and began to lick around his hole. Tasting the salt from his sweat, and the rotten taste of his leftover fart. He let go of his fat ass cheeks, which he’d been holding onto the entire time, and began to jerk off. His fat mounds of ass. Crashed into your face. Locking you into his stink

“Ohh yeahh,” Jason moaned.

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He let a sour tasting 5 second long fart out on your tongue. It tasted putrid, but you wanted more. You licked more furiously now. Piercing his hole with your tongue. Tasting his insides.

After some time you felt Jasons ass tighten around your face. Crushing you between the two glorious ass cheeks. He began to cum it shot out of him, and littered the floor. You heard it splatter.

“Oh, but I’m not done with you,” he whispered sensually.

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Jason released a 10 second long fart that shook your whole world. Literally, it gave you a migraine due to the jiggling of his fat echoing off your skull, as well as the unholy smell that escaped his ass.

“Ahhh. I’m done,” he said as he pulled your head from his ass. You looked up at him to see him smiling down at you.

If you want to keep something close, bury it in your back yard.

If you want to attract something, bury it under the front door step.

If you want to destroy its influence, burn it.

If you want it to move away and sink, throw it in running water.

If you want to disperse it to a distance, throw it into a crossroads.

If you want to fix its influence, inter it in a five-spot pattern.

If you want it to work by means of spirits, bury it in a graveyard.

If you want to hide its point of origin, conceal it in a tree.

If you want it to work in secret, give it in food or drink.

If you want it to work by stealth, hide it in clothing or on objects.

If you want its influence to begin or strengthen, throw it East.

If you want its influence to end or weaken, throw it West.

You drop to your knees and stick your nose right in front of his hole so you can inhale his musky ass. “There you go, sniff that sweaty ass. Smells good doesn’t it?”

Pffft.

He lets a small fart out on your nose and you sniff harder moaning as you get his ass blast at point blank range. “You like that?”

“More.” You moan out to him making him laugh.

“Wow no ones ever wanted to smell my farts before. I’m sure I can give you what you want.” He grabs the back your head and holds it to make sure you don’t go anywhere. “This is just for you slut.”

Pffffffffffbbbbttt. He groans as the rancid fart goes up your nose.

“God that feels so good.” You continue to rub your nose up and down his hole. “You’re seriously enjoying this. Wow.” He grunts out a smaller fart before pulling you away from his ass.

“That’s all you get for now. Don’t need to spoil you too much.” He pulls his shorts over his ass again and walks away from you.

“Hey kid. Looks like you might finally get what you were hoping for since we’re finally alone-”

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“Sniff it.”