Wizards With No Money

Okay so @internethunty tagged me in the ice bucket challenge but I can't swim so here's this tag NAME: Sam Malone, like Ted Danson in Cheers ZODIAC: Pisces with Cancer Moon and Sag Rising (totally into astrology but not horoscopes only for psychoanalysis idk) ♓️ HEIGHT: like 5'8, 5'9 idk taller than most moms but shorter than tall men ORIENTATION: gay wizard NATIONALITY: Irish FAVE FRUIT: raspberries FAVE SEASON: spring 🌺🌸🌺 FAVE FLOWER: not really no FAVE SCENT: lavender, mugwort, cherry, clean people's houses, petrol, gardens, that perfume that ladies with short hair wear, nearly all shampoos, myrrh, lily of the valley etc. FAVE ANIMAL: tigers 🐅 AVG SLEEP: About 5 when I'm working, about 13 when I'm not 💤💤 FAVE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: Lara Croft, Ellen Ripley, Granny Weatherwax, Mahatma Ghandi NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: that's a dumb fuckin question. I sleep with one and have the ability to stick one leg out from under the covers, Jesus ANYWHERE FROM NONE TO 3 DREAM VACATION: Okay I wanna do the Peru-Bolivia-Chile trip I've been thinking about for a while, but also Reykjavik and Kazakhstan BLOG CREATED: 2011 or 2013 ish I dunno. I thought it was supposed to be all æsthetic blogs and travel blogs but now I just subscribe to like 3 people who reblog funny shit and don't talk about themselves enough to get in between the funny shit? Ya feel? Also the occult blogs and freaky niche porn blogs are worth staying for duh I tag y'all, all y'all cause I don't know your names nor do I want to