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happy bday to this silly dumb dumb
Haley 🫶
This took me more than 2 weeks to finish aaaaa 🫠
one year anniversary post ! <3
a lil doodle compilation of the SDV Bachelorettes i’ve done through the year.
Emily, Haley, Leah
Abigail, Penny, Maru
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“Oh...You’re that new farmer girl/boy, or whatever. Aren’t you? Huh? Oh...I’m Haley. Haley. Hmm... If it weren’t for those clothes you might actually be pretty/cute… Actually, nevermind.”
Miss I was just saying hi...
Been wanting to draw this man again for a bit so I'm happy to have the energy to do so. Used this as a reference, swords of all types always entice me :] Elliott deserves one
maru doodle
Request : Texting the SDV Bachelors After a Nightmare
.•°Including : Sebastian | Sam | Alex | Shane | Harvey | Elliott
Warnings : Hurt & Comfort
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//Random romantic things you guys do/he does! with the stardew valley bachelors// :-)
(Apologies again for bad writing, not proof read… T-T also FYI my asks are open)
Characters: all of the bachelors from stardew valley
Tw: mentions of Shane being hungover and drunk. Mentions of being freaky idk
Alex would buy you flowers a lot.
He misses you? Flowers. You’re mad at him? Flowers. He would go and get you flowers for no occasion, just to bring you flowers. Probably something his grandfather told him to do when he was younger, since his grandma likes flowers as well.
The first time you got flowers from him you remember like it was yesterday-
"What are these for?" You say, grabbing the bouquet from the out of breath, and almost disheveled looking man on your door step. He only smiled up at you and answered. "No reason, I just love you…"
Yeah, you were giddy the entire day while tending to your crops.
You and Sam are in a constant competitive flirting competition.
You two try to out-flirt each other with over the top, and bad pick up lines… Even in serious situations.
It was another rowdy Friday night at the saloon, on the couch you sat on Sam’s lap while Abigail and Sebastian played darts.
"You know-" Sam begins, putting his joja cola down for a moment before continuing. "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber." You nearly choke on your drink and wince at the awful line.
"Oh, wow. That’s terrible. But not as terrible as how much you’re gonna blush when I say-" You lean in close, your voice going into a whisper. "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you…"
Sam groaned, then a smirk grew onto his lips. "Weak."
"You want strong? Alright, watch this." You say, noticing poor Emily walk over to grab some of the empty glasses left behind by previous patrons. "Excuse me! Can I get a to go cup? Because my boyfriend is too intoxicating to leave behind." You say, the VERY awful line making even you cringe.
Emily just sighed, looking done with life, and walked away. Sebastian and Abigail already having tuned you two out.
Sam shook his head. "Truce.. only because I don’t want to be banned from the saloon for a month again."
Sebastian let’s you win when it comes to games- any game.
You’re a sore loser who sometimes storms off in frustration, and he couldn’t care less. To him, it’s about seeing you happy, not about the victory. Growing up with a little sister, he’s pretty used to letting someone else win, especially if it means keeping the peace or just seeing that excited grin on your face.
He’ll always pretend to be super serious when you win, giving a defeated- "You’ve beat me, my mighty opponent!" and might even offer an overly dramatic bow, but deep down, it’s a running joke between the two of you. He’s fine with it. It’s not about pride, and honestly, he likes seeing your excitement when you win, even if it’s clear that he’s playing the long game and letting you win.
If you throw a little fit after losing-huffing, pouting, and trying to find an excuse, he’ll just laugh and say something like "Don’t worry, I’m sure the next one will be your win…" all while giving you a teasing smile. He just loves the playful energy and the way you light up when you finally get a win under your belt. And after all, he’s just happy to be there with you.
Shane has this thing he does called "hear me out" meals.
He spends a lot of his time drunk or hungover, so he’s definitely made a lot of… interesting meals.
These meals come from him when he’s in one of those moods from being hungover or tipsy and he gets a burst of "inspiration"
Like the time he made you try "pasta surprise" which consisted of spaghetti noodles and random ingredients he found in the pantry… A bad day for peanut butter and gravy.
But there are more bearable ones like "Breakfast Pizza" Eggs, sausage, bacon and whatever leftovers he has in the fridge.
"Breakfast of the future…" Shane said under his breath, placing the "pizza" down at the table in front of you. You rub your tired eyes, and look at the meal. "Wow… this was certainly a choice."
Elliot leaves you notes, like little love letters.
You find them everywhere, your pockets, on the fridge and even on your pillow. He can’t help it, he just wants to let you know how much you cross his mind.
One day you remember you needed to grab something from Pierre’s shop, pulling on your coat for the chilly fall weather. A little note falls you and you pick up, confusion written all across your face.
"To my Dearest, Lover- Thinking of you, as always. I hope your day is as lovely as the sea breeze, Yours truly, Elliot<3"
You feel your face heat up, and your heart starts beating faster. "Man I’m so lucky" you think as you can’t help but smile. It’s crazy how little things like this get you flustered, but, MAN, do you love him.
Harvey loves to play doctor, and not in a freaky way. (He would if you REALLY wanted though.. wink wink.)
Whenever you get the smallest scratch or feel even slightly under the weather, he goes full doctor mode. He insists on checking your pulse, listening to your heartbeat and even wrapping your finger in an unnecessary amount of bandages.
"Just… to be safe" He says, just as he put a second bandaid onto your finger that you cut while chopping your garden fresh vegetables. You can’t help but to giggle and tease him, thinking about his face stone cold serious, brows furrowed like he was preforming life saving surgery, when in reality he was just doing something as simple as putting a bandage on your finger. "Okay, Doctor Harvey~" Your words playful as he blushed and stammered a bit.
"J- *Ahem* Just making sure you’re okay… now get some rest, Doctors orders." You laugh, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Of course."
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The sad man at the bar.
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tmw u walk into the stardrop saloon after 5 pm