if you has a frownie eats a brownie

i guess we know who caught the corpse

fellas is it gay to be gay

according to historians? no

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

if i was at pompeii when the volcano erupted id have been fine

my grandpa was there actually and he died

mr bastille???

GHIB BAGHUL, DREAD DEMON OF BREAKFAST

GONNA THWAP U WITH CURSED PAWS

for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him

“what the fuck is wrong with me?” i ask, fully aware of the mood, personality, and anxiety disorders i have

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge