Southern-Fried Homicide

Oh I’m sorry, you haven’t read the hot blockbuster fic of the season, a different path by @fatherramiro ??

1899? More like 18-why-is-that-priest-so-fine??

I found some old pics from my first shera watch - you’ll never guess who my favs were…

Next time you are there, look for the Ikea gnome (there is one hidden in every store). For 6 meatballs he will sell you a map to the hidden sale section.

thank u sos tot _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit.

I'm sorry but a man who creates such strong female characters as Pussy Galore could never be a misogynist.

You avert your vaudevillian eye from my dear wife

i will never finish thsi

why can't women see past all the superficial junk and love a man for his true virtues, like how long he can hold his breath or the grace of his hopscotch game?

rapist beware youre in for a scare

I have no use for a non-life-sized singing Italian robot. No one does.