Life as I know it.

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

can't spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let's dance

i wanna eat an edible so strong that i see god

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

don’t know what it’s selling. but this is how I wish my significant other to greet me.

This is Addams Family levels of extra

it’s been nearly two years and i still want to know if they’re gonna bone down on the glass covered bed.

if you want you can come meet me in the astral realm tonight and we can hug

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

When I said I like it rough I meant sex not my whole life ffs

Mood: playfighting and when I pin you I just start eating you out

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers