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@fappingace
gently teaching a tgirl about all the new erogenous zones her body developed after she started e. (she’s a hands-on learner)
please? 👉👈
Wait the new what now?
I'm working on getting E soon if anyone wants to teach me all about those new erogenous zones😉
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I haven't actually wrote out a story outline since school and only because it was required. Even for the various stories I've written over the years, I've always just winged it.
I just wrote out a rough outline for Collared.
Sure plenty is still loose and open to be rearranged or completely changed, but it's ridiculous that the thing to finally make me write out an outline is a fucking smut story
Oh! Fuck! Almost forgot!
🏳️🌈Happy Pride Month🏳️⚧️ you fuckers and fellow nonfuckers!🎉🎉
Monster Researcher Eclair hits a snag in her Size Difference Studies!
Part 2 can be found on Patreon
She probably would know a thing or two on the subject
Reminder, if you ever pay someone for a commission on Paypal (NSFW OR NOT) you SHUT THE FUCK UP in any text box it gives you.
(No this does not mean try to be a snarky comedian and say it was "bomb materials" or "fuck u" or whatever. Don't play with people's livelihoods, just shut the fuck up and don't type anything at all, it's not that hard.)
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Hey, quick PSA for young or otherwise inexperienced fic writers:
"*****smut marked with asterisks so you can skip!*****""
Don't. Don't do this.
You let readers know what your fic contains through proper tagging and rating. Content warning notes at the top of the chatter are also great. You can even summarize key "this is the plot relevant stuff you missed of you're skipping this chapter" notes at the bottom too! This is a much smoother reading experience.
This is HELL on screen readers which is a disability access issue. Screen readers will read out every single asterisk you put, which I have seen done as entire page breaks. It's an awful reading experience. Please just don't.
Readers do not need their hands held through the reading experience. If they're enjoying the fic but don't care for smut, they can just skim until it gets interesting again. If they REALLY don't like smut, you warned them. There's a back button. You don't have to do a special song and dance isolating out the specific parts you think might be "icky". (If you think those bits are icky and don't like writing them, consider just don't! Fanfic is a hobby we do for fun and you don't have to write anything you don't find enjoyable. There's plenty of readers for gen fic and smut free ship fic).
If someone reads something they don't like then gets mad at you, block em. They need to be responsible for their own choices. It's not your job to please everyone. Your job as a fic writer of his to tell an entertaining and engaging story. (The reverse is true for a reader that demands smut or says it would "improve" the fic but that's not the story you're trying to tell. Block button is your friend!)
This is also super common in scene breaks.
Please, please don't try to span the entire page with whatever symbol you're using for your scene breaks. It takes an eternity for screen years to get through, and typically has me noping out of even the most interesting stores.
Instead, use just three (or fewer) make. Three is standard, and does the job without making your story unreadable.
In general: please, think of the screen readers.
as a person whose only good trait is their eyes, this has eluded me until i was tasked to test websites with a screen reader.
It is hell
It is absolute hell
From navigation to listening to the voices
It's just awful
Since then I've tried to write with screen readers in mind because the number of websites that think about accessibility is SO SO SMALL
If you don't believe me, use NVDA which is a free accessibility tool. Otherwise you have to spend thousands of dollars for a slightly better one. Then try to navigate a website.
So yeah, listen to the above posts
As someone who saw some interesting page breaks and has considered doing something similar, thanks for the warning. I had not considered potential screen reading issues.
Also bit of advice from a smut reader and writer, something I've noticed in my travels through the internet is sometimes for less accepted kinks that aren't crucial for the story people will, at the beginning of the chapter/page, mention something like, "Hey there is this kink in this section, if you aren't into that feel free to skip." In theory the same thing could be used for smut in general in a none smut focused story.
saw someone openly talking with an AI porn chatbot on the train today we have become too comfortable with whatever this type of degeneracy is
Please tell me in this case, "talking," is meant as typing and this person wasn't speaking aloud to a porn bot in public
What did she mean by this
Are y’all literally this fucked in the head? Its genitals. No it’s not normal or “tame” to put your genitals in public.
She’s in a bedroom posing for an artsy nude photo not exposing herself on the street please be for real expeditiously
> sees goth in username
> looks inside
> moral panic over art and appeals to normalcy
you could cut the irony with a knife
sorry I can't leave it unsaid. Grimes literally stole that from Harry Dubois
One of the perils of being very widely read is that every so often something in your brain will click and you're like "holy shit, [artist A] and [seemingly unrelated artist B] are probably the same person", and you'll never be able to un-see it, but you can't say anything because they probably keep those identities separate for a reason.
@dukeofankh replied:
This is especially true for webcomic artists
Funnily enough, this post was prompted by the realisation that the artist of a webcomic I follow is probably a pseudonym of someone who's publicly affiliated with a currently airing TV show. (And no, you're not getting any more detail than that.)
One of the fucking annoying things with some games is they are enjoyable to play until you decide that you should probably actually check out an objective and suddenly you have to figure out how to, "befriend Skrimbo," because apparently talking to them doesn't work, checking out the place they are mentioned going to doesn't work, trying to interact with every tile and NPC within a mile of them doesn't produce any solutions, you even talk to Skrimbo's best friend and get nothing. So you give in and check the wiki, thank God for the wiki, and turns out that in order to befriend Skrimbo, you need to go the hard way through a social encounter you are fully capable, and encouraged in and out of universe, of just skipping that is two regions over with no indication that Skrimbo has any connection to this place beyond maybe giving directions in a standard NPC, "here is the major hub," way.
And then there are quests are are just, "cow girl keeps wandering off, if only people can here when she does that to stop her," where the solution feels like it's giving her a cowbell... because that is infact the solution and it's really that simple
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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
I wish I had a big dick, like a horse big dick
domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once
disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here
I should be able to tell my boss “hey the united states government is threatening to kill ‘radical transgender activists’, and while I think that’s partly a toothless threat made by floundering clowns it’s still kind of stressful and depressing, do you mind if I work from home after lunch”
I've seen semen described as salty so many times throughout the years, yet from my own I've never noticed any taste that could be described as, "salty."
So is my cum weird or is this just another lie spread by porn?
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from your sex-questions ask game (reblogged back in march)
What’s something that turns you on, but you’re a bit embarrassed by?
Looks at my NSFW side blog I made because I was embarrassed to have people find out I so much as knew what sex was that may be a complicated question. Seriously, I somehow seem to have acquired some form of secular catholic guilt.
The easy answer is, "check out the blog." But seeing as that answer is also fucking boring, let's focus on the context of people who already know about this blog/Alice Ace... considering this is my side blog specifically made to be absolutely without shame, that's hard because the stuff I'm ashamed of to share here tends to inherently be stuff that bumps directly against my morals in a way that it makes me feel like a bad person to be into it which I turn makes answering this question harder. I think orientation play/dyke breaking/ace breaking/ect, granted it's just a specific form of mind break/control but while I sometimes find those stories incredibly hot, they make me feel dirty and wrong for enjoying them, even in my capacity as Alice who is supposed to be shameless
Why do I only ever get horny horny Tumblr DMs over on my main blog?
Over here I'm actively asking people to be horny at me but nothing. Over there I've shown negative interest in people being horny at me and yet there's a fairly consistent stream of people asking if I want to fuck. Horny people, you are on the wrong fucking blog! Over here I'd be willing to play out all kinds of fucked up shit, over there my anxiety let's me express an academic understanding of sex at most.
If this is some corruption of innocence thing, first of all, too fucking late, second of all, I love that shit and I can play innocent over here
