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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that