Secrets

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

U ever just…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

Damn.

Bug, help me be more like you

the true genderfluid icon

NO

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

Listening to One Direction is always tricky because the result is either instant party mood or bitter nostalgia

I hate texting. Come live with me.

today in psychology class I found out that the “90% of people are straight” statistic is bullshit and when they do anonymous surveys and remain more neutral it’s more like 12-18% of ppl are straight which is so fucking funny

you just think she’s cute. wait til you find out she’s funny too