lissy's lair

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

But The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and The Mummy (2017) are some of the straightest pieces of crap I’ve ever seen. Rick is suddenly a bad dad? A weirdly sexualized mummy woman? Tom Cruise? Ugh. Just give the people what they want: bi monster movies!

Barely 5 minutes in, already both a murder and a suicide

Imagine trying to bring back your girlfriend only for some guys to cockblock you and lock you in a sarcophagus

Wow this movie changed atmosphere real quick

Try to guess who the main character is

✨sand magic✨

Bro calm the fuck down these are just fucking shelves

JESUS CHRIST

A fucking jumpscare

Aww, sibling dynamics

My hoarder brain already wants that box and the map on my shelf

You fucking idiot just combusted a 3000 years old artifact. You should be in jail for this.

Oh hey speaking of jail

NGL this dude doesn't look half bad 👀

Bro how tf are you still alive

I hate how bearded guy who wants the 25% has the same VA as Shrek in my country's dub

What a nice bonding scene over a bag of weapons

Y e e t

I heard this movies was a bunch of people's bisexual awakening. I get it why

Things are heating up

Why do I feel like fat guy is dying first

"Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riverrr" get rekt

Gotta agree, the cinematography is pretty nice

How many people will survive till the end of the movie? My bet is on 6 or lower

My Egyptian mythology nerd is quaking

WHY BUGS

I mean I like bugs when they're normal bugs but I saw what these bugs were doing with that one guy

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

You know when the mysterious figures protecting the ancient city tells you to leave, you should probably leave

I like drunk scenes

"I'M A LIBRARIAN" You go girl

Let's play the game "Guess what's inside the certain death box"

I fucking hate the thought of being buried alive

Oh good, it's the book

My Biology nerd part is dying. That's not how scarabs work

Oh good, the plagues. Because why not.

That's not how locusts work either

Wait, the mummy is trying to hook up with the girl? Not that I can blame him

Excuse me? What's happening?

You're really bringing the room down buddy

We're speeding through catastrophes like it's 2020

Bro joined the dark side and honestly he's rocking the new gear

I'm just curious how many monsterfuckers are into this movie just because of the mummy

Makes sense he's scared of the cat

Plot twist, old guy from the beginning is plot relevant, who could've guessed

My dude cleaned up good

I'm worried about the cat

Oh good, zombies

Playing GTA irl I see

SMH you can't trust mummies these days

Jumping into the hole 🚫 Trying to slash down an army ☑️

At least Imhotep is traveling with style

✨More sand magic✨

Rest in Peace old guy, you stole the show

You know this guy's motivation is kinda sad honestly, I'd root for him if the world weren't in danger and all

It was about time the priests showed up

NOT TATTOO GUY

The girls are fightinnnggg

Well this certainly was a climax. A bit all over the place, but it wasn't bad at all

"Death is only the beginning" Apparently, considering that this movie has a sequel

Get fucked, Beni

TATTOO GUY LIVED

Happy end for most people i guess

(He is not dead btw, this is a support post bc we love him)

EDDIE DIAZ + the sluttiest thing a man can do is… (pt 2)

[Image ID: five gifs of Eddie Diaz from multiple episodes of 911. Overlaid over each gif is a screenshot of a tweet in the format, “the sluttiest thing a man can do is…”:

GIF 1: Eddie walking through Abby’s apartment in 2.04, a confused expression on his face as he looks around. He’s wearing a red buffalo plaid button-down with the sleeves rolled to the elbows. The tweet is by @/jjjuliananicole and reads, “the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a button up with the arms pushed up.”

GIF 2: Eddie tugging his shirt down in the locker room in 2.01 as offscreen, Buck, Chim, Hen and Bobby look on. The tweet is from @/innershu and reads, “the sluttiest thing a man can do is have a tiny waist.”

GIF 3: Eddie, Buck and Bobby walking with tools in hand to the emergency at the smart home in 4.03. The tweet is from @/diandraburton13 and reads, “the sluttiest thing a man can do is have a little swing in their hips when they walk.”

GIF 4: Eddie pointing at Buck accusingly as he says, “I only mentioned it in front of you”, then looks around nervously before lowering his eyes and voice and tacking on, “and Hildy.” The tweet is from @/joesnicky and reads, “the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a silly little guy.”

GIF 5: A side shot of Eddie standing a the end of the couch as the alarm rings in 2.04. Christopher’s sitting on the firehouse couch, laughing as the other firefighters get up and move to the trucks. The tweet is from @/alex2sexyy and reads, “the sluttiest thing a man can do is have a fatter ass than me.”