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"So, I’m normal and you’re abnormal."

"I'm even tempted to eat some raw."

"What kind of creature has teeth like these?"

"That was close! I wasn’t being careless though. "

"Is this really edible?"

"Have you ever been stabbed with a spear? "

"Before fully removing its poison and seasoning it, let’s check its natural flavour. "

"So just now, I was doing a taste test of rotten fish. "

"Really, just wearing this wetsuit compresses my body so much I think I might just get crushed to death. "

"If I can find it, I can catch it."

"This is getting a bit grotesque. "

"He’s becoming like a rare Pokemon. "

"It’s a gamble, let’s flip it over. "

"Can I really make scrambled eggs with this? "

"Well, complaining and breaking promises isn’t very manly, so I’ll continue. "

"Being able to witness evolution in progress…isn’t that incredibly romantic? "

"As soon as it touched my mouth, it was really unpleasant and I couldn’t enjoy it. "

"I was so bored for the past hour and a half, I was drinking. "

"I’m cutting the skin gently so the stomach won’t burst. "

"Okay, let’s start a fire."

"There’s no way you could drink a thousand mililitres of eel blood."

"It’s just average in the yucky world."

"I thought a mermaid would come out"

"Anyways, let’s wash off the blood."

"I need someone to hug me now"

"What doesn’t come out from the anus comes out from the mouth. "

"I get food poisoning way more often than most so I do all I can to avoid it."

"I shouldn't put my hand in a fish's mouth for no reason...."

"We’re living the ostrich life right now."