Cap ou pas cap?

gotta say. the sequence of events that got us there. is still just as funny as it was 360ish days ago

like forgive me but the series of happenings that culminated in whatever the hell i went through on 11/05/2020 will never stop being both novel and hilarious to me. the sheer level of inane stress in the air caused by that specific convergence of cause and effect. nevada your ballots

happy first birthday to destiel nevada putin elect’ion way

i dont "use" tumblr im just here

so bCAUSE OF DESTIEL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID DESTIEL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND AND THEN HE SAID "IT'S CANON??!?" AND THEN WATCHED THE CLIP ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SUPERNATURAL UNDER HIS BREATH AND HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

happy one week anniversary to whatever the fuck happened last thursday

happy one year anniversary to whatever the fuck happened on thursday, november 5th 2020

no matter how it ends, today is our last day being clowns. after tonight, we will never clown for Supernatural again

never forget that jkr looked at the real british mythology of brownies, dobbies, and other household fae, in which they will clean for you if you’re nice to them but don’t want to be paid because it wounds their pride (but you can leave out bread and milk cos that’s just like giving your bro a beer after he helped you move a couch) and said “i know how i’ll adapt them into my books! i’ll make them a slave race that’s horribly abused but doesn’t want to be free!”

it worries me so much that there’s been this (mostly unintentional) culture built up around coming out, to where young lgbt kids are putting themselves in danger at school and at home because they don’t want to “live a lie.” i just want to say, i came out when i was 15 and it created a lot of difficulties in my life that i could have avoided by waiting until i was older. it isolated me socially, it exposed me to homophobia from my parents, my family, my teachers, and my classmates at the most important developmental stages of my own confidence and sense of self… closeted people are not living a lie. closeted people are surviving. don’t let anyone pressure you to come out before you’re ready. don’t put yourself at risk when you don’t have to.

I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

Pro

Bosnian Mode activated

King shit right there