love when an edit is so life changing that you can never hear the song normally without thinking of that edit ever again

If you weren't a vegetarian until like 2020 then you wouldn't get it. You used to have to order a disgusting garden burger with carrots and shit sticking out of the patty, and your friends would laugh at you as it completely disintegrated in your hands.

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

I need to do bullshit on a dance floor surrounded by other gay people very soon or I’m going to lose my mind

"Live below your means" made sense when living within your means was actually possible. now rent alone takes half your paycheck, groceries cost twice what they did a few years ago, and wages haven't moved.

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday

dr strange is a NEUROSURGEON youre telling me he messed up a spell because a teenager was talking no something doesn’t add up

when you’re a kid spending an entire day playing a video game is so satisfying but when you’re an adult it can make you get really nauseous and feel like you’re the only person on earth in a way that feels scary

I don’t understand how people consider Geto a stoic character. Uncommunicative, absolutely, but the guy can’t hide his feelings for shit, they’re literally written all over his face.

if it’s one thing percy’s gonna do it’s fall off that damn bed

season two means getting to see more art of percy not in that same flannel