This is my Empty Brain

Warning: Cursing

I'm writing as I think. So I apologize if some things are hella unclear. Most of these are my own opinion as well so you are free to have your own and all that stuff.

I just watched it and holy shit. They are slowly ruining all types of smiling emoji for the most of us.

I love Canon!Fundy a lot because of the family angst he has. Sure there's Wilbur Soot but that's a different story. I love all of the characters. I really do. But the angst Canon!Fundy has just hits differently.

He was an OG L'manburg citizen and the first to be "born" as one. He was also the son of its president and one of the founder. Looking at the fate of his father and country, which are the only things he's ever known for most of his life, you can see why he is just a hella tragic character.

I can sort of see why he was always so mischievous and why he was a part of Butcher Army. He could be jealous of Techno being like who Phil always hangs out with despite being blood related and he also wanted to protect his nation. The nation and Phil being somewhat what Wilbur also had before he died and that stuff.

Moving on from that, the recent stream. It was well done I'd say. I enjoy Fundy's acting. It's like really good in my opinion.

That sleep transtion was so smooth as hell.

More of the canon bit, I am invested in the whole insomnia in dream thing that he decided to take for his lore. And future sight. It's sort of like Karl's lore but more of surreal you get what I mean? It's like Inception.

I got so upset for Fundy when he just went off about him being pranked by others and him being like the joke. Also the fact, he like feels forgotten and irrelevant to the othe characters. The insecurities he has as a character is well done and it has like background that I like so much.

Among the characters I feel like his is like the easiest to follow and understandable. Wilbur's is still sort of missing background on some parts for me like "did he have a bad relationship with Phil when he was alive" or "why was he a sort of tyrant already even before elections?" and stuff like that.

OoooOoh mysterious figure that sort of looks a lot like BadBoyHalo tbh.

Chat spamming Quackity and Gambling sounds at the end screen was funny.

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Holy Shit. I love the end bit with the Inbetween and the other new area. Also, I was a bit late to the stream and had to rewatch the first bit. Yeh, im upset at myself too.

King Porkius VII (Technoblade) is the king of the Subbing/Southern(at least thats what I heard earlier on the stream) Empire; doesn't understand the architecture of his own Colosseum; king with no crown.

Jackie (Tubbo) has been arrested once; was handed a beer by Karl; stabs people as a job.

Laggius Maximus (ItsFundy) is very slow; man's "brain" is probably lagging; first to die.

Bartholomew (JackManifoldTV) is a drunk man who loves his beer; been in a cage for 3 weeks.

Watson (Ph1lza) loves puns; lost against a drunk man; excellent marksman that still lost to a drunk man; then he gets himself drunk after losing

Levi (Punz) loves puns and combat; has brothers and sisters; "doesn't like women"; sort of refers to himself in third person; has certified fists; he don't need fresh air.

John to Handsome to Ugly to Grevious (Sapnap) has a cool looking vest; kills pets; a misunderstood character.

Genevieve (Hannah) wants to be the first female general; Grew up poor.

Ran (Ranboo) got a bye on the first match; coolest guy in the area; very mysterious and suspicious; had grass blocks in their inventory.

Edward (BadBoyHalo) is below average; Kept getting called Eduardo by Karl and Edwad by the king.

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Matches:

1st Round

Lava Tower - Jackie vs Laggius - Jackie won

Low Gravity - Bartholomew vs Watson - Bartholomew won.

Water Loop - Genevieve vs Levi - Genevieve won

Boat - Ugly Vs Edward - Ugly won.

Ran was given the bye.

2nd Round

Water Sphere - Jackie vs Genevieve. Jackie won.

Three Way Fight - Ran Vs Grevious (previously Ugly) Vs Bartholemew - Grevious won.

3rd Round

All over the place Fight - Grevious Vs Jackie. Jackie won.

Final Round (just for sure lmao)

Armed Jackie Vs the Unarmed Losers- Jackie won.

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Fundy is very creative with names but usually they have are so long and hard to keep track of like Ron ronson who was called Michael.

Another beautiful build btw. Those stairs will kill me.

I would like to say Hannah's character skin is absolutely beautiful.

Like I said I was late and I actually thought Techno's character was called King Julian for like seconds. It was hard to know his name with alomst everyone refers to him as Your Majesty and King. They make it sound that King was his name as well.

The dive mode section is hilarious. They look like strange air dolphins.

No stacks of milk bucket this time. Sadge.

The rabbits D:

Picture taking moments

Cameraman Karl forgot to take of the lense cap and why didn't I not think that was gonna happen.

General Jackie, lets go.

Also, Ran didn't die I think. I didn't see his death message. So probably we could probably see more of the guy.

I love the whole horror/thriller stuff in the Inbetween and yet again another beautiful build. The Other Side. It looks so pretty.

This was hilarious and a lot of 4th wall breaking. They are too many and they are all so gd Chaotic.

Too many characters but I can tell you I love the Twins its not only because of who played the two but also because I really love any type of twins.

Karl, of course.

Connor being kidnapped 2.0 at the start. So L lol

Rash (Sapnap) - very much his name; gets jealous a lot

Joey Pop the Chad (Punz) - Jock; Skater boy apparently as well; needs fire to get excited about

Greg (George) - Nerd; lover boy; handsome; strong synergy with Francis

Francis (Dream) - has prison experience; Dudududu

Twins/Ash & Zachary (Tubbo & Ranboo) - they like Porkums; gossip; whispers; candy; Ash can play the Piano; Ash sounds more british and probably canonically shorter while Zachary sounds american and canonically taller.

Schlatt - Glatt; smells of cigarette and bad decisions; sticky knees; likes Greg; senile old man; my rod; he so wants to have Ash as his right hand man so much

Porkums (Techno) - Pork hams as I like to say it; has ugly hat that belonged to his mother; 36

Gump (Bad) - call him Spud but more Gump; hasn't showered in a month; birthday boi; drinks

What to say about this

Return of the Duck Duck Goose.

My Castle the ever so beautiful mansion. And the traps are pretty cool.

The twin was obviously going to get separated. Schlatt took the wrong twin and made Ash upset.

Lots of pushing. And bullying. And I love it.

Squids. They're besties, your honor.

Bababooey. And you have been taken by Glatt.

Slow motion screaming.

The fake death scene. It was expected but also a heart attack.

I feel like it was a big prank on Karl in a different timeline.

The Inbetween, my beloved. :]

Karl with no brim.

It was so scuffed but it was the good kind of scuffed. Too many bloopers.

The child is dead and I am screaming! Upset or Happy u decide.

Where is the CRY sign when you need it.

Why? For Dream to prove that he can revive people? For a Tubbo Villain Arc? More Ranboo Angst(the answer for this one is YES)?

Ranboo doing his lore is Pain and we all feed on it somehow then go crying to some other stream after he laughs at our pain. But seriously Ranboo lore streams are so well done. Him going through the 5 stages of grief was definitely something. He also was screaming at Sam. Dear lord. I constantly had to step out. The allium despawn was one of the most painful despawns I have ever witnessed. Also, the gd reminiscing and finding the og allium... PAIN. Loss speech as well.

Warden Sam has a soft spot for the teens. He was supposed a stoic character but the way he cares and talks for the them are just cute. Also, he actually an anxious boi when he explained to Ranboo why he wasn't able to help Tommy sooner. Worrying Dream could escape and what could happen to Tommy. He's the type that confides on his skill in redstone and when that fails he becomes vulnerable. Or smth like that. I no longer have an idea what I'm talking about.

I have a thought/idea of Sam as a puppet. Because the prison was originally a commission with Dream. Bunch of what ifs and so ons. Like there are certain moments like why he had the week long quarantine when somthing goes wrong in the prison or smth. He could've gotten Tommy out first before he had his investigation imo. But that probably has something to do with actual prison stuff so idk.

NPCs are so oblivious. Sam Nook wasn't even supposed to be actually canon until someone decided to use the character as rubbing salt to open wounds. I mean he was also involved in a bit of Egg lore and Tommy's contractor/protector but this one though. It hurts.

The King is back in the Lore (sort of)! Eret's back! I missed his streams and he was a good distraction from the angst. Then there's Foolish who made countless of "too soon" jokes. They were good lmao. I'd love to see these two builders make a big project. They also had quite the reminiscing stuff. Going to logstedshire and Eret sharing stories from earlier days of the SMP.

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Very few deaths this one. The blood lust have eased up a bit. Also, the accents/voices in this one. Oooooh boi. This is the same time as the Masquerade. So it's in the past of the Dream SMP.

Ok. Characters. Are:

Of course, our Karl. Twitch.tv/karljacobs is his full name. We got a shitton to talk about this man's character and such. I will save it for maybe the end bit.

TOWNSPEOPLE

John John (Ranboo) is a bartender. Has fingers?. Suspiciously looks like a minor that just works at a saloon and only sells beere. Hands a lot of drinks. He dies by the hands of Mason. I don't know the reason why but he did. The only one to die in the "right side." He believes the devil are usually the reason of "strange" occurrences. Held a stack of milk, pretty sure.

There's a priest Reveren? I think was the name that died and was supposed to come back in 3 days.

Percy (Tubbo) is a banker. If he had a last name, I didn't get it. Has a G R E A T S H O T. Also, had a banking bee that died because of Michael's fireworks. Plays go fish while in the middle of a blackjack match. Likes snap and to match the pictures. John owes him a lot. (They gave that skin to someone that is likely the youngest in that group)

Sheriff Sherman Thompson (Technoblade) is a Sheriff that has about a week before retirement. He is the sheriff and he saw it. Has a G R E A T S H O T. Forgets the number five. The only one who initially owns a gun. Has one Horse power.

Crops (Corpse Husband) is a cannibal prisoner. Ate the priest and the orphan. Ate the doctor last week. Deep voice. Didn't understand the terms of the duel. He was just hungry.

Ron Ronson, son of Ron, obviously son of his dad, Ron Ronson, who yet again is the son of Ron Ronson. But he is just called Michael. (Fundy ffs) Mails people things of people. Either he stutters a lot or he is some robot or both or there was a weird transition in the middle (maybe due to the injury or a nervousness thing). Eats Japanese lanterns and has a frozen (not the cold type) chicken wife. He killed it.

William Williamson (BadBoyHalo) offers muffins. Has nice pants. Has a G R E A T S H O T when drunk. You touch anything you buy it. Drinks a lot.

THE bullies BANDITS. (I love this) Democrat haters. They were never at all jailed despite their crimes and only Crops was and that's because he is a cannibal. Although the group also seem to be cannibals.

Jack Kanoff (Quackity) is the leader? of the bandits. Weak to Thorns. A "good guy" Cannibal. Killed by the hand of Crops.

Mason (Sapnap) is Jack's right hand man/best friend. Muted. Killed by Karl. He didn't have much info.

Just Connor/Flint Michigan (Connoreatspants) Fastest Thief alive. Why is he wearing a onesie in a west side town under what seems to be an extremely hot climate. Disappears. Killed by Sheriff Sherman.

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Other comments:

CHURCH OF PRIME

The map looked so awesome. They never visited the inn tho.

Also that song from and the beginning was so catchy and I literally listened to it earlier just before the stream started. It's by derivakat on youtube and the songs she made are so catchy.

Billiam used to be from this this town. He took most of the town's money.

G R E A T S H O T

Who let the cows out? Who who who who who?

Percy volunteered but was not really chosen for the duel. So did, Michael but Michael is... ehhh. I mean we already know whyy he wasn't fit for that.

Why John tho? That was just unclear to me. Is it so Karl can do his revenge thing? The man was shaking when they chose him.

I think Michael would've been hilarious choice to send in to the duel. But I chose Percy because he already volunteered.

O H N O

IT'S HIGH NOON.

Bandit Language includes LMAO, LOL, LMFAO, XD, :P, :3, OwO, and UwU

Congrats for Qucakity not dying first. He died second. New record

Jack, Crops, and Karl love triangle?

Milk drinking contest.. Also just because of the milk thing and how they both have similar jobs and actor, I think Butler and John John could be related. Billiam could have took Butler from John or smth like that.

Karl declares he's the new sheriff in town then suddenly walks away saying he wasn't even from there. I mean Yeh. But the confusion of the townspeople... it was funny to say the least. They just got dragged into a weird fight by someone they do not even know. That gives me an idea.

John was the first to meet Karl and defended him from the Sheriff due to being indebted to Karl saving him from the bandits early on. But Karl chooses John to fight the last bandit despite being "incapable" and was led to his death. I feel like there is some type of manipulation here tbh or I might just be trying to over analyze it.

Ok now about the Inbetween. It is really beautiful. And the multiple Karls. It makes sense! Since it is his safe haven on time travels and apparently he will time travel a lot more. The Inbetween has no time or dimension and I can see why there were many Karls.

Also Don't Stray Off the Path ? That has 87 pages. What's that about?

Good enough ending, lets go! I mean John John died but Lets Go!

I have a theory/headcanon. This kind of sounds typical but I don't care, I'll still say it.

What if the Butler was actually the Mastermind and Billiam was just a puppet/front. Like near the end bits where he was more bold to talk. And the fact that he has no name because Billiam had another butler who was supposed to be named Hubert (this was probably supposed to be Dream's character) that had gone missing or smth.

The Butler could've been a part of the Egg that was given to Billiam as to gaurd/serve him in exchange for Billiam feeding the Egg or smth. The Butler could also be just to make sure that Billiam feeds the Egg and not suddenly turn his back on it.

He goes along too much with what Billiam orders too much as if trusting him to actually instruct him to blend in with the crowd as a non-human being. (Also the fact that he has stacked milk buckets tells me that he isn't a normal human.)

I like to think the wild goose chase (not the duck duck goose tho that was funny) they had, running away from the Butler, was actually Billiam hoping they could maybe get away but seeing no chance of escaping, he leads Karl to the Egg.

I know some of it won't makes sense especially since Techno got locked out of the mansion and tried to get back in but let me theorize

Edit: Additionally, I think Billiam isn't actually good with people seeing how he handled the party. He was lowkey awkward and wasn't exactly even the one to greet his guests. Karl was the first to notice and greet them. I think during first 2 or 3 lights off he was with the Butler while the egg possessed and murdered people until when Karl suggested that they were to pair together.

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Welp. IT WAS FUCKING EGG LORE!

Our characters is Sir Billiam III, Butler with no name and no rights (I'm fuming), Oliver ??? Cumbucket, James, Lord Sebastian, Learia (is that correct?), Drew P. Wiener (thats is how he spelt it) and of course, Karl. There is a lot to unpack.

Billiam is a pompous rich prick and lead Egghead. He acts like Mr. Krabs if he had more manners. I mean he's rude but he'd have class. (I lowkey knew he was killer but not the egg bit. It will either be Techno or Dream that lives I swear. Either plot or bcuz the actor)

The Butler carries stacks of milk buckets(cursed). Very silent (he speaks!) Suprisingly, despite being poor was not fed to the egg. Probably Billiam's favourite servant due to underwaged 24 hour fast service and loyalty.

Oliver is from London... and the name! (Fundy istg) Has a disease, loves to swim, to smoke, and party. Shape and colorblind. "Jolly song" sounds suspiciously like the typical music you'd hear in a murder mystery. He had a "heartattack".

Sebastian. Always drunk. Thats all. Died in a closet but the corpse was dragged through the wall in a corner of cobwebs.

James is low key confused as he was screaming Drew P. Penis when Drew P. Wiener died. Very hard to talk to. Wife? Divorced. Family? Gone. Haven't been complimented before. He died in a bedroom.

Learia(Lilaria? Liaria?) is a rich woman and was the first to be possessed killing Drew. The only woman. Died on top of the wine barrels and decayed then undecayed. (Queen. You can never take her beauty away)

Drew is a texan who had found the wrong party. The commoner in the party. Vitamin Broke. First to die. Head was found behind a bookshelf in a hidden room.

Karl the minecraft streamer billionaire. Was early to the party. Flirts with James the moment the man arrived. Obviously, our lovely friendly neighborhood time traveller. Died by the hands of the Butler.

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Other comments:

It was egg lore, guys. We have more of the egg lore! But is it before or after the Dream SMP? Unless it was somewhere else (like a different dimension).

It was Murder Mystery that has an alien egg thing.

I love the skins. And the Inbetween was fucking beautiful. Props to builders.

Niki looked for Quackity for the sake of killing him first. (#QuackityDiesFirst)

Jiffy Lube is the name of the Butler that Drew gave him technically.

They played Duck Duck Goose and I love it.

They didn't even got to dance tho.

When Karl traveled back, he was wearing netherite armor so it could be that he traveled back to where he was fighting alongside Pogtopia trying to get back L'manburg or smth.

Blooper 1: Book disappears.

Blooper 2: An ad plays because Karl didn't buy the premium.

I'm trying to focus, Lore! Stop distracting me!

I want to do the Relationship Mess and stuff but Im getting sidetracked.

Spoilers to the EggpireLore.

I was watching a bit of the egg lore in Puffy's side and I stg if Sam is converted I will-

Can't believe Bad and Ant just trapped Sam. Smh.

Also according to Builder Sam, Egg=Bad Profit= No Good. It's no longer just bad juju. Now he has another reason why he doesn't like it. Lmao

We have six five characters. Isaac, Cletus, Benjamin, Charles, and Ranbob and Karl Jacobs. The first four are fishers and Ranbob is a descendant of Ranboo. Karl ?

Cletus wore the Fundy's fursuit and oddly defensive of Quackity (Lowkey thief). Burned to death.

Benjamin says Language much like BadBoyHalo. Doesn't curse like a Sailor. Tried to swim in lava.

Charles is the best friend of Cletus. (Cletus denies it in Hell) His wife owes him money. Slain by Ranbob.

Isaac... Karl?

Ranbob has bad memory. He's also very lost. Somebody help him. Oh wait. Nevermind he likes the Dre and killed everyone.

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Inaccurate History/yet to be proven:

George is best and longlasting king (excuse me... no lol. I'm joking)

Eret killed George ?

Sapnap had wives (he has 2 husbands and they still have yet to get married in my knowledge).

Sapnap bench presses mountain ? (Proof. I want it)

Fundy is a dog

Fundy is Tommy's pet (lmao)

Ranboo has great memory (... yeh no.)

Skeppy turns Yellow ?

Skeppy's skin was from poison ?

Skeppy and Bad married ?

Bad was known for prolific cursing

Tubbo is leader of Manburg Warriors (what the what? This confused me so much)

Manburg was inspired by Quackity

Tubbo eats bees

Tommy was the follower

Tommy's wife and goddess is the Queen.

According to Ranbob, Dream was a good man.

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More of my comments:

Technoblade ruins the immersion halfway lmao.

Ranbob was so sus. Also, very monotoned and flat. (Was that an attempt of copying Ranboo, Dre?)

RIP Bad's XP.

Isaac barely had any background. Despite us being in his POV the whole time.

In that 2nd Poll, after knowing the most voted gets killed, almost everyone was trying to save Ranboo (Charles) and just voted Bad (Benjamin).

Ghost Cletus is called Gletus. And he was the only one given a ghost name.

Ranbob idolizes Dream. This could have something related to Ranboo's character but we don't know.

I can't believe that when dream commissioned the prison with awesamdude and kept saying the one going in is "someone capable", he meant himself. We kept thinking it would be Technoblade.

But I'm glad that Sam finally got in the main lore finally. He even had canon lines!

There better be a prison bust streamed by Dream or I might riot. I'm joking but it would be a cool thing to see in his perspective. Just a thought: Manhunt in Dream SMP. It is basically what this is set up for. It's perfect.

Technoblade and Phil is MIA obvioisly for plot reasons. But will they or will they not break him out? For all we know they could just leave him but Dream is lowkey Techno's friend so there's that.

The story is never over! I'm happy for Tubbo and Tommy not dying and overcoming Dream. Also, their interaction with Wilbur is pure evidence that him and Ghostbur are technically two separate people and that Ghostbur is not just an amnesiac ghost. Or he is I don't know. Im still reeling.

Also, I like the idea of Dream's collection room for important items. "Skeppy" lol but yeh.

Ranboo's angst are too good. I feel like he's enough angst I need for the day.

Punz betrayal tho. Is it actually because of the payment? Maybe. But perhaps also a bit cause of conscience.

I love how Callahan entered with no armor. He was just there.

I'm ranting here because I wasn't able to participate as a part of chat.

Imagine you are the King of the Dream SMP and own a castle, a fortress, a museum, a shit ton of discs, 7 or so beacons AND the only (its dead though) Nokia phone in the SMP. Literally wealthy.

The rp hate Eret gets are just too painful but it's like good motivation for him to actually want to have a redemption arc than just for the sake of wanting one. I actually felt chills when Phil said, "leave." And then the insults about their eyes just after. They just want to help!

The whole revival thing was hilarious and sad. Gghostbur's canon death has summoned Glatt.

Btw, Tubbo literally has a lot of current and previous occupations. Lawyer, Soldier, Theropayist, President, Spy, Secretary of State, Criminal, Necromancer, Witchdoctor, Dreamon Hunter, what else. He can almost rival Barbie. Yet he's broke lol.

Road Trip!! The whole Nether Roof Running is so hilarious. Are we there yet? Canonically Short Tubbo.

Woodland Mansion Arson that leads to Villain Tubbo Arc.