all the Deli Fives: *trying to figure out how to fix the timeline and stop the apocalypse*
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all the Deli Fives: *trying to figure out how to fix the timeline and stop the apocalypse*
Brisket Five in the kitchen:

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A recap of absolutely unhinged, batshit quotes from Trump last night:
“We did a phenomenal job with the pandemic.”
“We’ll execute the baby.”
“They are eating our dogs, they are eating our cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there.”
“Venezuela on steroids”
“Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison”
“Will go back to windmills, will go back to solar”
Trump screaming “DAVID”
Claims Nancy Pelosi is the reason for the attack on January 6th?!
“WE HAVE A NATION THAT IS DYING, DAVID”
“Eventually, maybe he’ll use them” (referring to Putin’s nucs)
“I read that she is black and that’s okay.”
“I have concepts of a plan.”
“I know the leaders very well. They call me….”
Me watching season 4 of the umbrella academy:
Episodes 1-3 were so good and then it turned into an absolute clusterfuck.
Yeah season 3 wasn’t actually that bad compared to season 4

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As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:
Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.
Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.
Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.
actually I will say something about this:
setting up a romance line but waiting until one of the actors is a freshly legal adult before executing it is creepy, actually, especially when the co-star is 15 years older
I will say that Luther was my favorite this season. He was absolutely hilarious.
Similarly to HIMYM, The Umbrella Academy is doing a really weird forced love triangle.
1. Lila met Five when he was a child. Idk if in the show he’s in his 60s
2. Lila and Five had a great dynamic, as brother/sister. And it was such a well developed more or less friendship.
3. One of the writers is a fan of The Magicians because the peaches & Plummer the shit out of this.
4. I loved the first few episodes but forcing the separate adventures strained the plot as a whole. The “Jennifer Incident mystery” was better than the actual reveal
5. Five and Lila together is so gross. I’m going to block it out.
In conclusion, the first few episodes were great dynamics interesting and then the plots took a hard left. Oh yeah and they just left Klaus in a coffin for most of the season.
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DID THEY REALLY JUST PEACHES AND PLUMS FIVE AND LILA? I CANT UNSEE IT. MY EYES. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BROTHER SISTER LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WHAT IS THIS WHERE DID WE GO

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I made a spiraling playlist on Spotify and then my Spotify just out of the blue curated a breakdown playlist for me. Excuse me that was way too fast.
I have been personally victimized by Spotify
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Harvey had a blast seeing Barbie with friends!
Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys. ANASTASIA (1997) Dir. Don Bluth & Gary Goldman
Will Halstead was one of my least favorite characters on Chicago Med next to Natalie.
That being said, Season 8 was the only season that I liked Will and now that it was revealed he as leaving the show - I realize why.
This was Will’s only season where he didn’t make me shout at my screen. He was passionate and went above and beyond for his patients but he was respectful and not completely off the wall. He was notably not as present in his own storylines but still there on screen doing his thing.
I loved how Will got his endgame with Natalie. I may have struggled with liking the two characters and their storylines, but it’s nice when you see your characters get their happy endings.

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