Aves

Crowley's fucking license plate just says "curtain" backwards

-slams hand against forehead- THAT FUCKING TRUNK IN VANESSA'S CLOSET IS FROM FNAF FOUR GODSDAMNIT ALL CONRAD GET BACK HERE OUT THEORY IS BLOWN TO SHIT WE NEED TO REEVALUATE THE FNAF TIMELINE FUCK THE REST

Seriously though the best part of being with someone for so long is when you look up and realize you fucking swapped personalities. He used to only listen to EMD and orchestral stuff. That's what I listen to now. He's discovering the bands I grew up on, daily. I am an introvert with 3 friends and an anime obsession. He used to be like that. He is an extrovert who can tolerate several discord servers of 40k+ people and an anime obsession because that never goes away. I'm saying when you're actually in love you become each other and I think that's what all these romantasy authors have been trying to tell us.

Whenever we do get the (because idk if there's another name for it) Maas-verse on the screen I need them to cast Rhysand and Ruhn at the same time or from the same family. They don't need to be played by the same person, but they do need to be related so we feel like Bryce when she sees Rhys when she stumbles into their universe "on accident".

A car sticker that says "my other ride is a High Lord"

Whoever in the fuck said Eloise's book was a "nightmare full of emotional abuse" needs HEAVY therapy. She named her first biological daughter Penelope and Phillip fucking learned to grow up. I think the word "abuser" should be forbidden unless you've been abused

Alright. I'm done. You can have him. He's all yours now. All that emotional unavailability and refusal to wipe his own ass. Good luck.

I was not prepared for the teenaged vampire self harming with sunlight. I need a minute

My autistic ass was NOT raised with the ideal of "treat others the way you want to be treated" for y'all to abandon that. Nah, get back here. I wanna know why you dorks keep self reporting on this app.