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With Meta! (Blue? Cape!) All angry and rude! Maybe it's his smarts Maybe it's the 'tude One thing's for certain He doesn't make sense Half the time he's gibberish And the other half's ingoobelyblench! Meta: What?

And Dameta! (Gray mask!, also scratched overcoat?) No one likes him as much as himself He's got a formidable face Though he doesn't know that word Cause he's got the intelligence of a kitchen shelf! Dameta: Hey!

Galacta! (Pink lance!) Usually the leader Probably thе first of them all to poke fun He's the artist He loves eating And he's always trying to make a pun

Probably because of his Galacta-ic Travels Galacta: That's terrible...

I headcanon that Sailor Waddle Dee is like Child Emperor from: One Punch Man.

For all who do not get the reference read this:

Kirby, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Meta Knight, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly purple 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Dameta: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

I have a headcanon that Meta Knight’s cape is like Doctor Strange’s cape of levitation.

For those who don’t get the reference watch this:

Kirby, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Meta Knight, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Dedede, pulling out a pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!