Random MCU gremlin thoughts

started: 03/04/2021

last updated: 24/10/2021

total works: 7

MARVEL 

Avengers and helping you study part 1

Avengers and their cooking part 1, part 2

Avengers at a theme park, part 2

Steve : it's November 1st

Sylvie

Brings a blanket , she doesn't like the cold air

Complains she's bored the whole time but just hates sitting still

Seems on edge because of the limited escape routes and vulnerability in the cinema being in the dark and in a crowd

Somehow sneaks in a 711 huge slush , the sweetness counteracts the dislike of the cold

Twirls knives during kissy scenes because love is ridiculous

Always spoils plot by calling it, not because she actually knows it but just because she is great at assessing people

Bucky

Flicks popcorn at Sam

Jumps scares Sam

Blows in Sam's ear

Yeah, his existence to to make Sam squeal like a little girl

His desensitisation to violence makes him very scary to the public

" that's incorrect,  guts don't fall out the body like that "

*chews popcorn*"Needs more blood"

Well that's when he's in his best moods , when he has a rough day he tends not to want to see violent films as they can trigger flashbacks .

Like Sylvie, doesn't like the layout of cinemas 

Will recline his seat as far as possible for no reason

Sam

Also lives to irritate Bucky

"Hey Bucky , it's Robo cop , do you know him ?"

Also has a soft side , especially when Bucky isn't doing so well .

*puts hand on shoulder " " I need the bathroom , walk with me "

Keeps an eye on the other avengers in case triggers are brought up , he usually checks the warnings first though

Likes sour sweets and tricks Steve and Thor to eat them, their taste buds aren't used to it so it's hilarious

Drax

Doesn't understand cinema traditions like talking and eating quietly, he likes being enthusiastic

"WHY ARE HUMAN WEAPONS SO WEAK? , I HAVE DESTROYED A MOON WITH MY FISTS "

Brings the foulest smelling food

Will never admit he quite likes films because he doesn't want to give Quill any more of an ego boost

Family films are his favourite , he misses the family life

Though he will not say not to a hilariously violent gore fest

Rocket

Gets bored and messes with explosives.  The dark doesn't help and he is banned from cinemas

Was a fun game how to get Rocket into the cinemas from a big bag , to hiding in a compartment that made Gamora look pregnant or did scooby doo haunted Island style

They are mostly uninterested by cinemas , the songs are crap and doesn't understand the point in acting

"what do you mean the stunts aren’t real?! maybe that makes sense since humans are so weak and stupid, look at Quill for example, he tripped over his own shoe laces"

Quill "ONLY BECAUSE YOU TIED THEM TOGETHER"

Groot

Loves the music and the picture effects .

Doesn't watch scary films , they love the family style ones like Drax does

Wants to watch them all several times.. like sickeningly repetitively

Films are the Guardians top way to keep Groot entertained and out of trouble whilst travelling

Guardians buy/steal film mementos for Groot to decorate their bedroom with

Gamora

Doesn't understand Quills fascination with movies but is willing to tolerate them for him

Will make out with Quill so she doesn't have to watch the film

Takes Groot to a mother-child bonding day , will punch anyone who asks where she's going

Similar to Nat , she hates the male gaze in films

Has a soft spot for rom-coms , she likes the security that if two people were meant to be together, they would. And to live in a world so simple is something she secretly longs for.

Quill

Love the movies so much , the sounds , the music , the lights .

His favourite are the "classics" and he's gets on a rant every time he goes because they don't show those films anymore

"All this modern trash , what the flarg is that about ? Have people lost their stinking minds ?!"

DESPISES RE MAKES OF FILMS

Gamora found a drive in cinema which showed these films and he's never felt so appreciated before. He actually lay quietly on Gamora’s shoulder the entire time.

Mantis

Mantis sneaks off to movies by herself,  she loves learning about people on Earth and their customs

Will sob over popcorn, Florence Pugh sad face style

Her laugh is loud but heart warming... well to those who like her . Others thinks she's a little odd

Movies help her to express her emotions more clearly

They also teach her about the world around her,  though limited to the Earth, because she was quite sheltered

Captain marvel

Laughs during gory scenes

Has a soft spot for rom coms but will plasma punch anyone who says anything

Puts her feet up on the back of other chairs

Goes with all her girls and has a great time, always has the best comments on things ... well they include alot of "your mum" and "that's what she said "

And she only does this at the worst moments when the cinema is quiet or you're having a drink

Will start swearing and booing at any assholes in the film mainly sexist or manipulative people

Bruce

Very quiet , offers you some sweets or popcorn every now and then

Probably would hold someone's hand during tense scenes

Turns his head to the side if something gets too violent and he doesn't really like the loud noises either , it can be a bit overwhelming

The cartoons are his favourite , even the modern one , they remind him of a calmer time when he was a kid

He love science but fantasy movies are good escape , they help him to reset his mind and unwind

Valkrie

Very similar to Danvers , has her feet on backs of the chairs and has far too many inappropriate innuendos and jokes

Thor confiscates her alcohol before the film so she has more absurd ways to bring it

Thor stopped checking after she was starting to whip a bottle out of a place it should NOT be ...

You can hear her roll her eyes when people say something dumb

Tony

Buys tons of food

Refuses to bring own because a bag would ruin his outfit

Any food he does bring in is McDonalds and only because Peter asked or the avengers wore him down

Will buy the rest of the lines food too

If the foods crap he will bring portable food makers into the cinema like a waffle iron

Prechecks trigger warnings and discreetly sends individual messages

Steve

Buys tickets at the desk and only the desk

Gets the worst seats because he paid late

Might buy a small popcorn for peak cinema experience but nothing more because he still thinks everything is too expensive

Will scold people to be quiet , even strangers

"Hey , quiet down "

"Don't talk like that to your elder punk" - mainly directed to Clint's giggling fits

*Sighs*

Tango ice blast almost sent him back to 1942

Natasha

Has feet on back of chairs

Cannot sit in a chair normally

Once the film was late and she vaulted up to where the projector is and knocked on the window to get the fuck on with it

Nap during films but swears she didn't

Will yell boo during suspense scene

Analyses fight patterns

Despises the male gaze *as she should*

Clint

Rustles as he walks with all of his snacks

Wears a coat in July full of food, it's so heavy he kind of waddles along

"Hey , psst you want some "

"No its OK, "

" I have 7 more bags , here you go "

If there's an archer in the film , he has a new nickname for a week curtesy of his teammates

Always yells "hide in the vents" when a character is in trouble

Lets Natasha nap on his shoulder

Everyone tries to get films with subtitles but they didn't have many so Tony created an automatic software to generate them for any film

Thor

The avengers used to make him sit away from them , he can have a booming voice and loudly munching food.

He did eventually learn Midgardian customs and his etiquette is improved

Has lots of questions ,

"Can I ride those animals?"

"How can I do that damage in my next battle?"

Places Mjønir in his seat when he gets up so doesn't worry about his seat flicking up.

Loki

Sits quietly , like deathly quietly

Will make snakes crawl over peoples feet in the darkness to make them scream

Natasha threw a snake at him last time so he no longer does that

He will make an odd gust of air or a creak noise to scare them

Learned to behave a lot quicker than Thor

Honestly films made him question Midgardians even more than usual

Scott

Brings sandwiches in little bags with sweets

Only enjoys kids films , adult ones are boring. Also the soundtracks are *mwah*

Will listen to the soundtrack on repeat for 3 weeks , it drives everyone insane … until they start to hum it in meetings then they realise he actually has quite good taste

Will turn up in cosplay to his and Cassie's favourite films

Sits cross-legged on the end of his seat

Has fallen off those seats with the flip bottom

Wanda

Loves Rom Coms

Holds Vision's hand all through out and lays her head on his shoulder

She loves the serenity especially in the private cinema in Avengers Compound

It's a good place for her to escape the outside world , where time seems endless .

She complied a home made movie for all the avengers for Christmas and they were all weeping by the end

Peter

Makes video edits of avenger fuck ups to show in private cinema

He thinks it's an ideal date and goes often with MJ

It's expensive so he really tries to make the best out of it by booking the best seats and arriving with plenty of time

Brings deli food or snacks with him

Tony once saw this and bought him extra large of everything , with his quick metabolism he eats most of it .

MJ tries to get him to sneak in through the back but it makes him very guilty but he loves spending time with her

Him and Ned have Star War traditions to watch the film at the very first showing , being tech geniuses is quite helpful when tickets first show up online

Stephan Strange

Will roll his eyes and point out any incorrect medical stuff

"Actually , the neurons are ...."

Gets pissed when people use defibrillators instead of CPR

Doesn't go cinema often , he doesn't think it's a particularly productive use of his time

Prefers subtitles on the films so he can follow the plot better

Doesn't fall asleep but looks like he does

Hold up the food line because he doesn't know what to get ,

"Umm what goes with nachos . Never mind I'll get popcorn "

The only way that I can see Loki who is on his way to cut Sif’s hair

Loki: (already doing said thing)  Loki yes

Tony: somebody better have games on their phone or I'm going to criticise your fashion choices and make you cry again

Bucky: spite 

Peter: welcome to the kitchen

Peter : this is the small blender

Peter: and the feral arm eating demon

Tony: *sighs* For the last time ITS A GARBAGE DISPOSAL

Not my gif credits to owner/s

part 1 https://fancy-delusion-stuffs.tumblr.com/post/650742741976956928/avengers-at-a-theme-park 

Wanda

Scream laughs on all the big rides

She will slow down the ride if other people are really scared

Likes the parks and climbing on all the equipment like a 5 year old

Her and Vision sit on swings just talking

Would keep knocking over Pietro's ice cream so he has to catch it in his bare hands

gets a princess makeover and looks ethereal

Scott

Puts candy floss on ice cream, just inhales sugar

Likes all animals and they love him - if he's lost he's probably in a petting pen befriending them

"WWWEEEEEEE!!!!"

Always needs 20 bathroom stops on the way there

Employs his ant friends to bring him food when he's waiting in a line

Either assassinates or apologises to everyone on bumper cars

Peter

Doesn't learn when playing bumper cars with Thor

Also went on Tea Cups with Thor and threw up 3 times- flying vomit is not good

He likes the carousel

Always gets Aunt May something from the gift shop, usually a keyring to add to her collection when Peter goes on Mathlete trips

Gets a sugar high and crashes super quick

He's absolutely fine with big rides and would hold MJ and Ned's hands to comfort them

(not my gif-credit to owner/s)

Tony Stark

Uses the Iron Man suit to get dropped phones of the rollercoasters

Refuses to scream on the drops and usually does a resting b*tch face to annoy his friends

Eats so many sweets before rides yet doesn't throw up once

Throws up peace signs with the mascots

Mocks Steve when he gives out instructions

Gift shop is empty after Tony enters

Steve Rogers

Wears a first aid bum bag and would wear a high vis vest if Tony hadn't sharpied "MILF" on it . Steve doesn't know what it means but he won't risk it

Has a presentation meeting the day before making sure everyone has a "buddy", maps and other supplies

Scolds anyone when they spin too quick on the Tea Cups

Not very scared of rides but when he does he laughs it off awkwardly

Thor Odinson

Has broken manyyy of the Tea Cups because he's mental

Shuri and Peter have been banned from going on Tea Cups with him though they don't listen despite countless whiplashes

Ends up sat down with a circle of people listening to his heroic escapades across the Realms of course featuring dramatic re-enactments

Cheers on every single ride

may have put Mjolnir on a rollercoaster...

Bucky: well screw the law

Steve: I am the law and I say stop

Bucky: .(winks) ok doll