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Why does the radio stop the music to tell you they have non stop music?

imagine just walking down a quiet corridor at hogwarts. a vaulted stone ceiling above you; breezes from outside blowing through the arches; the light from the torches dancing across the flagstones; someone’s missing cat running across your feet; the sound of distant echoing footsteps from across the castle; peering into busy charms classrooms and hearing muffled incantations; madame pince busily walking by you levitating a pile of books in front of her; your robe flowing behind you on the way to class. 

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.

On a first date: “I have abandonment issues, trust issues, anxiety issues, and I’m constantly terrified that no one will ever love me, hbu?”

can we please make using they/them pronouns automatic if you’re not aware of the person’s gender? like can it be something businesses have to do so everyone can avoid being misgendered

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

talking about lgbt issues in class just stresses me out cause it’s always like let’s talk about the gays,tell me what you think about them because there is zero possibility that there are gays in this class because we are all straight and so heterosexual no homo bro yeah let’s make the non existent gays in this class feel incredibly uncomfortable by talking about them like they’re not fucking here and show how ignorant we are while praising ourselves for being the perfect allies™

i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE 

i’m naturally funny because my life is a joke

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

And the harder they hit, the higher the level you’ve reached.

level up

after reading this, who says video games are a waste of time now huh?

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is