Lowkey, and please don’t fucking kill me for this, but wanting complex women characters from Smiling Friends is like wanting McDonald’s to sell sushi. McDonald’s doesn’t sell sushi nor do they plan to, but on the off chance that they did, it will definitely taste like shit and give you food poisoning. By the nature of the business, McDonald’s shouldn’t sell sushi. It would be a stroke of a miracle if McDonald’s sushi is good. If you want sushi, go to a quality sushi restaurant or make your own at home. The best they got is a fillet o fish. While it would be awesome to get more women characters, I fucking doubt it’ll be done well or at all cuz of the nature of the show nor do I want to find out what a woman written by Zach Hadel will act like. Chances are still there for something good to happen, but deadass, probably not. Just being realistic here, but this show simply isn’t the place to find it right now. I’d love for them to prove me wrong.
They did not.


















