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if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

Please remember you can hate Kylo Ren all you want, but please don’t hate Adam Driver for the character he plays, and especially don’t make fun of his looks. The man literally said he doesn’t have social media because people are so cruel to him about his looks.

Can I just say that I live for subtle touches….hands swiping against each other, arms grazing, knees press against each other, cheeks brushing, “accidental” thigh swipes.  I just love the subtlety behind pushing comfort boundaries while both of yall pretend like you don’t notice. It’s really the simple things in life.

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite

the purest part of my wonder woman experience was hearing all the women in the theater laughing when Diana said men were unnecessary for pleasure

me avoiding my responsibilities

Amazing sincerity unusually seen even for a business that is highly highly rare, not everyone wants to see the world burn.

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

on this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

*wipes tear* there is so much beauty in this world

Googling “help” should show local emergency numbers, not the definition or Google Account Help.