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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

baconis42

oh what a life

dee-the-red-witch

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

jemariel

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

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LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

the-real-skeletor

ITS WORKING

halocas

Gosh I wish.

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wellbutrinboy

no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

paxamericana

scenereport

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

yo-fuckers

you had the only valid landlord ever

noobtheloser

tokillapromqueen-deactivated201

jesus christ

theironwarsmith

If I ever stop re-blogging this. I’m dead and there is an imposter in my place.

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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

volcanokids

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

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locallovewitch-deactivated20201

hey so uhhh here’s an important update on what’s apparently happening at the border, especially with the use of the old japanese internment camps

all i can say is i’m sickened by this mess, by the atrocities committed against innocent people. and now there will be no surveillance. no one will be able to see what happens to these people. the UN, the media, and any other human rights organizations cannot get into these facilities, either, in order to stop what’s happening. by the way, coast guard members were apparently aiding in this process as well. so now it’s only a matter of time before it becomes a military movement.

no one gets in. no one gets out.

so when are we going to call this what it is? it’s fascism. it’s genocide. and if we don’t stop it now, it’s going to be disastrous.

contact your senators, your representatives, anyone that’s in office that can get off their lazy ass and do something.

locallovewitch-deactivated20201

can y’all please reblog this i’m begging

hydrattan

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

kaijuno

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

kaijuno

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

hashtagloveloses

this post is better than the entirety of the movie “Her”

pukicho

Hope everyone is well today !

pukicho

And tomorrow !!!!

pukicho

After that you’re on your own

jonbutter

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luthoring-deactivated20190705

BITCH OH MY GOD

rainboflg

HOLY FORK!

notesonablog

@captcaroldanvrs

brucebocchi

deadboy4000

being on T is like a slomo werewolf transformation:

A. More muscleses

B. Gettin hairier

C. Unending desire for raw meat

deadboy4000

so it turns out im anemic

catnippackets

gay thoughts

what i had to do today: lots of stuff

what i did today: nothing

how i feel: guilty

does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

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stevienick

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

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psychodelicategirl

AN ICON

emmersdrawberry

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone.

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.

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dankxsinatra

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

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