Things my brother has said to me since Iโve come out
Bro: You canโt say youโre pan if youโve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you canโt say youโre straight since youโve never had a girlfriend
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Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??ย
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sweetโฆcough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whoreโฆNo but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our schoolโฆ.
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: basically sheโll date anyone
Friend: think sheโll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: soโฆhow was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)โs house because youโre pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Bro: and theyโre both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldnโt get pregnant or anything
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONSย
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan andย โyoure attracted to everyone regardless of genderโ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because iโm straight i like every girl momโฆshe can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out youโre queer?
Bro: sweetโฆ..can i tell her??
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Bro: youโre no longer grandmas favoriteโฆnow i get all the money/food
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Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i canโt punch a girl!ย
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
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