now & forever

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

You got the chese touch!! Lol

Lol! *blows up your house*

Food stamps may stop in November if the shutdown continues. This may be a good time to look into food banks, kitchens, meal trains, and discount markets and programs for outdated foods if you are depending on SNAP.

findhelp.org is a resource that can help you find food banks/pantries in your area

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

27 year old coming of age story

37 year old coming of age story

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

i so admire people who wait until they have a bunch of drawings that pair together nicely to post them… the second im done drawing something i cant help but be like ok everybody come look at this right now this instant. or else

I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head