Haunting the Narrative

hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself

#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

Dick being invited to some assassin business meeting by Slade since Slade wants a pretty toy sitting on his lap only the meeting is in Gotham and Dick doesn't want to risk Bruce finding out about them. Slade points out that its not just some meeting and everyone in that room is going to have to have been on the scene for years to even be considered for an invite. There is no way anyone is going to be incompetent enough to let it slip to the Bat. And so Dick agrees. And he dresses in his most sinful black outfit and even wears the collar he knows Slade loves so much and is fully prepared to enjoy subbing for Slade with the added thrill of being in a room of people who would kill him if they realised who he was. And then he is lead in and immediately his eyes lock on to Matches Malone a.k.a Bruce's criminal undercover identity and he immediately just wants the world to swallow him whole.

[ID: A piece of digital art. It depicts six vials of blood of various shades for lab testing with following labels: “negative”, “negative”, “Wait a minute.”, “No wonder I’m so fucking tired!”, “negative” and “Well. It’s not lupus!”. The background is black and blank and there is a white caption in the bottom left corner reading: “8.28.25 - “Labs””.

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place