That's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake.

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts

this is the worst thing that could’ve happened to this post

Not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice

when i see gay couples in public showing their love for each other? makes me feel safe and inspired, full of warmth

No offense but I’m glad that IT(2017) lives on to be one of the rare exceptions where the reboot is better than the original movie

Me: *finds fictional character who’s almost twice my age and would probably murder me tbh* I want that one

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.

Reason #1,450 why I love Thor

How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.

Every time a Nazi gets punched an angel gets their wings and uses them to drop dead Nazis into Hell.