@alfredopizzaluver151 the revolt is now
bc i love calculating useless shit and flexing that i passed 5th grade math the newest endeavour is finding out how much money lewis wasted on a golden statue of himself. stay tuned
good news! the calculations are either extraordinarily wrong or lewis has been hoarding money for a very rich valley!
after many tabs + numbers the total for a solid gold statue, the size of an average white American man over 60yrs, comes up to a whopping
5,782,103.27 usd
To add onto this!! I attempted to translate this into Stardew Valley currency using the cost of gold bars within the game (but I could ALSO be very wrong), and in (currency) gold alone, Lewis is spending about 90,689g on that statue!
BUT!!
If we run on the assumption that craftsmanship has a rate for whoever he commissioned and base it off of Clint's upgrade rate (ร8 for the gold pickaxe upgrade), he probably spent about...
725,515g
on that.
He pays you 750g to keep your mouth shut about it.
