cunter

If YOU DON’T GIVE THEM A MOvIE CONTRaCT

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

It takes a village to raise a child.

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

LMFAO

This is, quite literally, the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

she really did!

yes mami

Omg

this was a gem lol

This was comedic gold. I could see my sister doing something like this when she was younger

Cause it slaps next question

Happy MLK Day y'all

the one thing i miss about the Twilight Saga over anything else is Jasper Hale.

If this ain’t me

The Princess Bride needs to show up on my dash more often.

I can hear it in their voices.

I COMPLETELY hear this in their voices. It’s time for another viewing, I think….

raven with the sick choreo and trendsetting parkour AND autotune before t pain 

raven symone serving your fave some disney pop realness

your fave could never

this is SICKENINGGGGGG

im bald…..