Kiss Me?

streamer with an Airhead Bimbo Persona who is actually a fucking goated gamer but uses their knowledge to play every game in creatively, painfully bad ways. chat has to pay money to backseat, at which point the streamer magically "gets it perfect" and is like Oh My Godddd Wow You're So Smart And Helpful. everyone is aware they can actually play the game. they make one million dollars a week.

if chat tries to backseat without paying they're like "what...I totally don't get it, like I'm so dumb teehee". then someone sends the exact same message with $500 and they first-try the boss fight while gushing about how good the advice was

I say "everyone is aware they can actually play the game". there is definitely some guy in the chat who thinks it's all 100% real bc there's no way someone wearing makeup could be good at game. but joke's on him. and his bank account.

man I just started feeling comfortable with posting my adult art on bsky, exploring some topics I think that are interesting and now they’re changing their guidelines to ban that stuff. okay

getting rid of the “bad” kinks first is just the opener to a whole palette of rules that end in the ban of all horniness. You can’t just expect them to ban the one thing you don’t like but leave the other stuff alone. they will come for your kink next

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

That essay that Frank wrote for negatives…ROUGH. But actually really good

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

This feels like a safe space to share that I really hate it in movies when they’re, like, crossing this wretched fuckoff gorge by a rope bridge and some jagoff cuts the bridge like - I do NOT want to even think about how much work and material and handcraft that was!! And then people had to install it as well!! Imagine how many commutes you’re fucking up! Stop destroying rope bridges assholes

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.