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zukawulfy replied to your post “ I NEED SOME NEW MOVIES TO WATCH DOES ANYONE HAVE AT LEAST...”
"I don't remember when I last saw it, but I liked watching The Incredible Hulk. That's got action in it."
I GUESS I CAN TRY THAT?
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW YOU CAN BE ENTERTAINED BY A BIG OVERGROWN GREEN GUY WITH BARELY MANAGEABLE ANGER ISSUES. BUT I GUESS THAT’S YOUR GUYS’ SHITTY HOLLYWOOD FLICKS I GUESS.
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I NEED SOME NEW MOVIES TO WATCH
DOES ANYONE HAVE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT OF A DECENT SUGGESTION? I’M EXPERIMENTING WITH OTHER GENRES. PICK THIS WEEK: FUCKING ACTION MOVIES.
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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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“Aw, come on… please?” Did she really think begging would work? Even with the sad, pleading expression she was giving Karkat? It was highly unlikely. But she was trying anyway.
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‘ ... ‘ He just stood in silence as she tried to plead and beg. Did she really think this was going to work? Karkat was a lot tougher than she was probably giving him any credit for. No, he wasn’t about to fall for it. ‘ Really? ‘ Was what finally came out of him after those moments of awkward pausing.
Guess who just got out of the hospital bud. (Appleslices)
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‘ It’s about fucking time. ‘ Karkat stood as he watched Dave walk out like nothing happened. He gave a bit of a huff, soon giving a faint smile right after. ‘ I thought you were never going to get outta there. ‘
“Sure thing. We can maybe stop by the park after? My little favor involves some explaining on your part ergo bringing my dumb human ass up to speed on some troll culture. And I’d like to be seated for the exposition.” He took this opportunity to start walking out the door with karkat unless he had any objections.
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‘ What? ‘ He cocked a brow before running his hand through his hair. ‘ Alright, I guess I can educate that squishy ball of mush you call a brain in there. ‘ He chimed playfully as he knocked Dave with his shoulder gently. Guess it was only fair. There was still a lot left unanswered between them. Then again, that was back then, when Karkat was so easily frustrated by anything that Strider had let fly over his head. It was ridiculous, really. But he finally just learned to be more relaxed about it.
“It’s not that weird, KK. Believe me, weirder things have happened.”
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‘ Zuka... That isn’t much of an excuse. The answer is still no. I’ll put up with it until the end of the day, I guess I can manage that. ‘
“I dunno, I’m having fun. You did agree to this too you know. So you’re in the same boat I’m afraid~”
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‘ Is there a way to find any SENSIBLE knowledge in that? Because I sure as all flying fuck can’t! ‘
Hey guys guess who isn’t dead? This girl! I’ve been all over the place and I’m sorry. I’ll get a few things posted in a bit. But hey, if you are here and you have some shred of interest in this blog still, if you wanna plot or something just hmu in the IM.
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Really? But it’s not even that nice. I can say way nicer stuff.
OH YEAH? I MEAN, I’M NOT DOUBTING IT. YOU’RE A REALLY GOOD KID.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU A GOOD KID...
A'cos even if you swear, like, a lot, like, more than my dad and my dog combined, you’re still my friend.
I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, THAT IS PROBABLY THE NICEST THING I’VE BEEN TOLD. I THINK...
Doing a little seasonal cleaning or something? Well if you need help, just let me know!
IF SEASONAL CLEANING MEANS SHOVING MY NEW ROMCOMS INTO THE MOST MINUSCULE PLACES ON MY SHELVES, AND MIRACULOUSLY MAKING THEM FIT.
THE, YES. IT IS A LITTLE BIT OF “SEASONAL CLEANING”.
IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER AND HELP, I WON’T STOP YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT I’VE COME TO REALIZE? HALF THE TIME I’M BARELY ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE. I MEAN, SURE, IT’S FINE TO MEET SOME PEOPLE... I GUESS? BUT HALF THE TIME I WONDER WHY ANYONE EVEN PUTS UP WITH HALF THE SHIT SPECKLED DRIBBLE THAT COMES OUT OF MY HEAD. HOW!?
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‘ Why the fuck did you even think this was a good idea to begin with? I mean. It sounded fine on paper, but swiss fucking cheese! This is horrible in practice. ‘
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“If it’s so atrocious though, wouldn’t you feel better with it off? Besides. It’s not like I’d peek or something.”
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‘ Not when you say it like that. So F-U-C-K N-O. It isn’t happening, that is... that is just weird, Zuka. ‘
//yikes Karkat’s been dead for a while. I’ve been so caught up with Prince lately… So let’s get him on track again. Like this and I’ll make you a quick starter.
