part-time soulmate, full-time problem

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

Oh to deliver such a thorough rebuke of a man and get so in his head that he reflects on his abysmal behaviour during the first twenty eight years of his life before he met me and consequently improves himself... *dreamy sigh*

someone do something about the passage of time pleaseee pleaseee they cant keep getting away with it

above all, sports fandom is about being DELUSIONAL and a HYPOCRITE and if you forget these tenets you’ve lost the plot

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

I do think it’s hilarious JD Vance is sooooooo loud and open about being a Catholic convert and being so Catholic and Christian and godly and the pope is like “I do not fuck with you. I condemn the Trump administration in the strongest possible terms.” they would be licking his ass if he was still an evangelical Protestant but he is so committed to his Catholic cosplay humiliation fetish that he will not give up, even if the head of the Catholic Church is releasing the papal equivalent of strongly worded hate mail. It has to be a fetish. That is the only way it makes sense.

“I think it would be best for the pope to stick to matters of morality-” JD, I think most people believe threatening war crimes and bombing schools is inherently immoral.

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

love how xaden told violet once that "the right way isn't the only way" and she never did anything the right way again