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all for the hc that they both hate each other at the start but ONLY IF they end up like this
new customer! meet cute? :) I like to call this au Eden's Garden! Simon takes a job as a florist after his life of prison and is slowly healing, hope you enjoy something cozy!
That weird looking cat is Shen Yuan if you haven't guessed
Fanarts for @restmycase 's Eldritch Familiar SY and Witch SJ!! They are so crack cocaine I had to draw them. that last panel is from the fic btw! https://archiveofourown.org/works/86524311 check out "A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars" By @restmycase on AO3 !!!!!
Disciple Shen Yuan (during disciple Shen Jiu era) who accidentally became the Divination Peak's head disciple bc he worked so hard and used all his meta knowledge, just so he could make a video-based divination system that shows the future. The Peak Lords were all appropriately impressed and this seals Shen Yuan as the next Divination Peak Peak Lord. A lot of pre-canon problems get solved. It becomes a world-changing invention.
Shen Yuan made it just to watch the endings of all his favorite animes.
Just. The hilarity of Peak Lord Shen Yuan becoming this mysterious genius Seer, sought after by the entire cultivational world. And then he just locks himself inside, pretending to be "prophesizing" or something. He's a full blown NEET at this point. He completely misses Shen Jiu's entry to the sect bc he was too busy "dvining" the next episode of Frieren Beyond the Journey's End. The next time he comes out, its with some vague words of valuing time spent with your peers.

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Disciple Shen Yuan (during disciple Shen Jiu era) who accidentally became the Divination Peak's head disciple bc he worked so hard and used all his meta knowledge, just so he could make a video-based divination system that shows the future. The Peak Lords were all appropriately impressed and this seals Shen Yuan as the next Divination Peak Peak Lord. A lot of pre-canon problems get solved. It becomes a world-changing invention.
Shen Yuan made it just to watch the endings of all his favorite animes.
Just. The hilarity of Peak Lord Shen Yuan becoming this mysterious genius Seer, sought after by the entire cultivational world. And then he just locks himself inside, pretending to be "prophesizing" or something. He's a full blown NEET at this point. He completely misses Shen Jiu's entry to the sect bc he was too busy "dvining" the next episode of Frieren Beyond the Journey's End. The next time he comes out, its with some vague words of valuing time spent with your peers.
Love the concept where YQY and SQQ are trying to lure SY to be their third in their relationship only to be met with the wall of denial. Meanwhile LBH in the background is trying to steal their little cabbage. Bonus if they hate each other.
YQY: *always supportive and gives in to every SY whim, also pays for everything*
SQQ: *gifts rare books and pretty fans with a little bit of tough love*
SY: Omg, guys, you're always so supportive of me and I know I can count on you. You're basically like my older brothers.
YQY and SQQ: *coughing blood*
LBH: *smug clutching to SY sleeve* Yuan-ge, this one made your favorite osmantus cakes. *puppy eyes* I hope I'm not intruding.
SY: Oh, thank you, Binghe! *gives headpats* You're the best, just like my little mei-mei.
LBH: *also coughing blood*
Disciple Era JiuYuan
Finished my Beast Peak Shen Yuan!!! Oh Shen Jiu finds him completely insufferable I just know it. He's the type to tell Shen Jiu to extend his hand just to put a whole lizard onto it and then run away.
▸ the scum villain's beloved pet fish

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saw this quote while doomscrolling on pinterest and immediately got up to doodle this in a panic haze
Shen Yuan transmigrating into an npc peak lord who gets sent on a mission with Shen Jiu. They have to interact with a wealthy local lord who owns several slaves and Shen Yuan loses his shit on this guy, tearing him a new asshole for perpetuating slavery. Afterwards he offers discipleship to the now formerly enslaved people who are young enough to cultivate, and a generous sum of money to those who cannot join the sect. Meanwhile Shen Jiu watches, almost awestruck. Not even Yue Qingyuan is this bold in his anti slavery stance. Maybe afterwards he allows Shen Yuan to brush his hair, feeling the old burn scar that still lingers on the back of his neck.
In Fanfiction, Shen Jiu usually falls for sweet shixiong Shen Yuan, but what about feral internet troll Shen Yuan?
Disciple: Head Disciple Shen should watch who he associates with. I've heard that Shen Jiu has been going behind the sects back to fuck whores
Shen Yuan: Well if Shen-shidi is fucking your mother, then maybe she'll end up giving birth to a better son!
Shen Jiu: That's him, the man that will one-day be my wife
Now that I think of it, thank god SJ did not have access to the internet. He would have been a menace, more than SY ever could.
Also I feel like SY on his own really just looked like an avg asian dude with glasses sometimes. So I had to slap a giant cucumber on SY's shirt to make him recognizable.
Disciple!SY au, wherein somebody gets a little possessive

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I love fics where Shen Jiu is out there minding his own business when he accidentally finds a pitiful baby Shen Yuan lying around and he's immediately like "oh shit guess I'm a dad now"
I love seeing him slowly learning to love and be loved....❤️🩹