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#my phone confused this for a sun rise and now my morning alarms are going off #my alarms aren't the only things going off 😎#if god is in heaven then those eyes are the gates to paradise

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are we gonna get to see the finished toes?? (please say yes 😩😩)

Toes for freeeeeeeeeee

fakedimebag

#bet them thangs taste like Cinnatwists from Taco Bell

mellowxjane

And I know this, I fell for your eyes. I just realized I still need you

#saw it again had to reblog it again #this is what a sun rise at the center of the universe looks like

mellowxjane

And I know this, I fell for your eyes. I just realized I still need you

fakedimebag

#jesus h christ #is this what the reflection of paradise looks like?#10/10 would sink to my watery grave before this siren even sings her song #excuse me i have to go get a mop for all of this drool

mellowxjane

A mid week pick me up

fakedimebag

#ought to be a flavor at baskin robbins

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Yeah sure, I'd do all the bare minimum stuff like washing the dishes, barking like a dog for you, folding laundry, burn in hell for you, grocery shopping, lick my phone when you send me selfies, cooking, and dropkick anyone that's annoying you, but...

Not to brag; I'd also travel back in time to prevent your favorite band while you were in high school from breaking up, too.

All my fav bands from high school are still together but if you could plz go back and prevent the Civil Wars from breaking up I would marry you tomorrow

fakedimebag

Wordt 😉

#We can start slow #like dinner or something first.

Now that's a franchise!

#deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #xmen #x men #marvel mcu #mcu #marvel #the passion #ryan reynolds #marvel movies #marvel memes

If God isn't real, then who's name is ya baby mama taking in vain when I slide it in raw? Check mate, libruls.

#god #jokes #jesus posting #baptist #new testament #crude humor #religion #conservatives #lol #sarcasm #ben shapiro's wife

mellowxjane

Weekend shenanigans

fakedimebag

10/10 would conquer 2/3 of the old world.

#roman empire #simp posting #would

mellowxjane

watch me fall for you, my venus doom

fakedimebag

This is why Hootie and the Blowfish songs exist.

Also:

#simp posting #plankton #hootie and the blowfish

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mellowxjane

tell me that you’ve still got the flame for me

fakedimebag

*jeopardy buzzer sound*

"What is the only thing that taste better than biscuits and gravy"

Happy Pride Month!

#donald trump #jesus posting #jesus christ #pride month #memes #funny memes #dank memes #lol

#donald trump #traitor trump #trump verdict #guilty #funny memes #memes #dank meme #verdict #new york

Happy memorable day 🫡

Today we honor all of Dick Cheney's heart attacks for securing oil and heroine in the middle east. Gobbless.

#memorial day #dank meme #memes #funny memes #middle east #dick cheney #bush administration #nice bush #lol #support the troops #shitpost #jesus posting #tom brady

mellowxjane

I ain’t ever gonna stop loving u bitch @lifelesslemonade

fakedimebag

I bet the one in the green and read smell like peppermint and lavender when she sweat

#simp posting #christ the lord #scented candles

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mellowxjane

I would do it all over again ‘cause what’s a life without a little sin

fakedimebag

I just know her farts are in the key of C Major 😩

#music theory #christ the lord #bandcamp #songs in c major #jesus posting

This is an appreciation post for Jean Grey, world's best step-mom. She said "UNHAND them. All of em. And Sinister, you's a raggedy old bitch now."

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