Delaware isn't real

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i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

what the fuck

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

.....ace hardware....?

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i’ve never met anyone who’s been to delaware or is from delaware. and even the name delaware looks fake. just look at it: delaware. that isn’t real. delaware is a conspiracy state

AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT why is that little tail piece part of virginia?! why not maryland, or even nonexistent delaware?

listen i’m not saying that delaware isn’t real but can you name one city in delaware

i literally feel like i went to bed last night and there were only 49 states but somebody time traveled while i was sleeping, fucked up the timeline, and accidentally created a new state called delaware and i’m the only one who feels like something’s wrong