i befriended a fish bc i'm a pisces

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Aries: This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery

Taurus: [MOOING ANGRILY]

Gemini: I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog, cause it’s like having a baby that is also a grandma

Cancer: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Leo: No one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 year old weirdo

Virgo: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

Libra: aHHH! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Scorpio: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. I can’t have them running around.

Sagittarius: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all

Capricorn: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

Aquarius: Sometimes he will watch a movie on TV, even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him.

*sun, possibly venus

aries: jayne mansfield (april 19, 1933) - an original blonde bombshell and sex symbol of the 50s who appeared on broadway; also acted in movies such as “the girl can’t help it” (1956) and “too hot to handle” (1960); she was also one of the earlier playboy playmates

taurus: audrey hepburn (may 4, 1929) - a classic beauty as well as a film and fashion icon during hollywood’s golden age; starred in “breakfast at tiffany’s” (1961); holds 2 academy awards, 2 tony awards, and 1 grammy; could speak several languages and was a humanitarian

gemini: marilyn monroe (june 1, 1926) - one of the most iconic figures in entertainment history; known for her tumultuous lifestyle and captivating beauty; her best known films include “the seven year itch” (1955) and “some like it hot” (1959); remains a major pop culture symbol known for her platinum locks

cancer: natalie wood (july 20, 1938) - a unique and gorgeous star who was introduced to the industry at a young age; versatile actress who had roles in “rebel without a cause” (1955) and “miracle on 34th street” (1947); received 3 academy award nominations before the age of 25

leo: lucille ball (august 6, 1911) - charismatic and charming actress/comedienne; started out as a model, working on broadway, and doing minor films; known best for her lovable sitcom “i love lucy” (1951-57); nominated for 13 emmy awards, 4 of which she won

virgo: lauren bacall (september 16, 1924) - sultry and seductive hollywood vixen with a deep and distinctive voice; was one of the leading women of the film noir genre in the 50s; debuted as a leading lady in “to have and have not” (1944); also was in “how to marry a millionaire” (1953)

libra: brigitte bardot (september 28, 1934) - french starlet with the signature beehive hairstyle who was a well known sex symbol in the 50s and 60s; high fashion model, singer, and actress who appeared in many foreign films; also was a prominent animal rights activist

scorpio: vivien leigh (november 5, 1913) - lovely stage and film actress who held many iconic roles; starred as scarlett o'hara in the classic film “gone with the wind” (1939); also displayed her talents in the movie “a streetcar named desire” (1951); she won an academy award for each of those films

sagittarius: betty grable (december 18, 1916) - one of the most famous pinup girls of the world war II era; known for having legs insured for one million dollars; began a film career at age 12, making her acting debut in the 1929 film “happy days”; appeared in “how to marry a millionaire” (1953) along with monroe and bacall

capricorn: ava gardner (december 24, 1922) - strikingly beautiful brunette MGM actress who had roles in many high profile movies; was known for a turbulent personal and romantic life; she appeared in “mogambo” (1953) for which she was nominated and academy award; also was in “the killers” (1946)

aquarius: lana turner (february 8, 1921) - this blonde sweater girl signed her MGM contract at age 16 and went on to star in many films, mainly as an ingenue; a truly talented actress, she appeared in “imitation of life” (1959) and “peyton place” (1957), the latter of which earned her an academy award nomination

pisces: elizabeth taylor (february 27, 1932) - one of the most well known screen actresses of the 20th century, as well as a timeless beauty; she was a widely versatile star, appearing in many A-list movies; the epic “cleopatra (1963) and “national velvet” (1944); her name holds three academy awards

@astrofairies

@kinkyzodiac

@emoastrology