There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

#the little joys are the whole point of everything (via @softest-punk)

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

What I put on my tumblr is between me and god. And the legion of lesbians that follow me

I am very under tattooed, I need to lock in

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[image text: #this cannot be true because i do not remember it]

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a quarter million in unmarked nonconsecutive bills in the next half hour or another hostage gets it