Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

im so gay and lame abt sunny that sometimes the gang tries desperately to win an award makes me a little emotional