Failed Larry Predictions

https://awesomefringey.tumblr.com/post/679817039650701312/if-we-go-by-the-369-were-days-theory-then-maybe

In January 2021 (right after the pics came out), because we didn’t see them together for a while.

In March 2021 because Harry didn’t fly back to London the second the Grammys ended

In May 2021 because he was filming My Policeman and Olivia would be jealous of Emma

In June 2021 because they spent three weeks apart while Harry filmed My Policeman and Olivia was with her kids in NYC

In July because (even though they were both in LA and we didn’t see either of them) they weren’t seen together

They predicted they would break up during tour. Also Harry would cheat because of course they would think that

In October 2021 when Olivia wasn’t seen (but was probably there anyway) at the first two MSG shows, despite the fact that her family was there

In October 2021 (again) because she went to Harry’s Boston show but she didn’t go to Atlanta

In October 2021 (yes, AGAIN!) because she went to the first Harryween but not the second one (because she spent actual Halloween with her kids, but she’s also somehow a terrible mother)

In November 2021 because Harry walked into the Sony offices wearing one of Olivia’s hats and holding the other one in his hand. Somehow they convinced themselves that he was angry and he threw her hat in the office

In November 2021 because Olivia skipped the week she usually took to see his shows to finish the sound mix for DWD in NYC (she even posted about it) (doubly funny was that up until that point they pretended they didn’t know she did a week with Harry and a week with the kids and acted like she was a terrible mom who was never with her children. Then suddenly they seemed to understand it for this specific occasion. Don’t worry they’ll forget again soon)

In November 2021 (yes AGAIN) because Olivia didn’t go to the first two LA shows, despite the fact that we knew she had the kids with her and the shows were on school nights and ended at 10.30 PM. They also acted like the kids weren’t there for the third show (they were)

In December 2021 when we found out Harry was in London and Olivia in LA. Then Olivia wore his merch and they got mad at her for ruining their breakup fantasy

In December 2021 (yes… yes again), when they were convinced they wouldn’t spend Christmas together

In January 2022, because we didn’t see them together (and barely saw them apart, too. We just… didn’t see them).

Bonus: prediction that it will happen “soon” or “for DWD promo” or “right after DWD promo”. And if they’re still together at that point they’ll just say it’s for award season. And after award season it’ll be for HS3 tour. And after that….

They need help.

Can we not with the somewhat ablest comments in the anons though? It's perfectly easy to just say 'wow this comment was really strange/lacking rationality/very odd/shows conspiratorial thinking', you know?

But yes, as I already said, it's almost humorous to watch larries repeat this cycle of 'omfg x thing happened, its ending its a sign' and then several months later when nothing has changed, claim they've been gaslit or baited. Which is what will happen here, once again. As it has for over ten years.

Need we be reminded that babygate has been 'predicted' to end about 500 different times and simply...hasn't? And never will.

The fascinating thing, is their lack of logic around Annas. They think he was this guy hired to turn Louis into a tabloid headline and introduce fans to the concept of Briana. Which is fascinating, considering this is supposedly a top secret conspiracy and they hired a guy to draw in fan attention by...putting out tweets to attract fans to nightclubs? If this was an airtight plan, wouldn't they have, you know, used their own employees to take 'candids' of Louis and Briana inside venues to make sure they were taken, sent them into UAs from burner accounts etc? Like....? They really think Sony employed an 'event promoter' who has about 5 followers on instagram originally to execute the first stage of their top secret plan, by using an entirely unsure and not subtle method? For a top secret baby conspiracy? They really think they gave the thumbs up for a co conspirator to post public tweets to 'draw attention' and get media interest...for their super illegal top secret baby scheme? Rather than...calling the paps privately and using their own employees to get candid pictures inside venues? Fascinating.

Anyway so they now think things are 'ending' because Annas hung out with Louis (which he's done many times before, and with Niall and Liam etc). Which again, lacks any logic because wasn't the last time we saw Annas when the fandom thought he was setting up babygate? So wouldn't it be logical to think that another appearance of him, if you think that was his role, is to do something similar? Why would you assume he is dismantling anything? His presence isn't needed.

(It's almost like he and Louis are in the same broader circle and just hung out or something).

https://louisshomesharry.tumblr.com/post/640962124936511488/so-youre-telling-me-on-the-3rd-of-august-2015

I have and I think it’s absolutely hilarious.

Let’s go through some of their points:

- ‘369 is very close to 365 which is the amount of days in a year so it’s probably a date’. This made me lol. They’d probably say any number between 350-400 is ‘close to 365 and therefore a date’. There is literally no logical reason to assume 369 represents a specific date and their reasoning is ‘well it’s almost a year I guess?’ If he dropped merch labelled 42, they’d also think the ‘day’ was in 42 days. It’s how their brains work, unfortunately.

- ‘Isn’t it weird that Louis didn’t announce his new label right away?’ No? He literally told us his livestream barely had a team behind it, which suggests he was in a legitimate ‘I’m floating around waiting to make a decision’ period.

- ‘Being allowed to announce a new label one year and four days after leaving Sony sounds reasonable.’ No, it doesn’t. One year? Sure. A contract that said ‘actually we need you to be in a holding period for exactly one year and four days’ - no. They are ignoring how silly that sounds to try and fit their theory onto the number.

- ‘July 15th is one day after July 14th which was when the pregnancy was first announced a half decade ago’. The Rosetta Stone was found on the 15th of July in the 1700s, maybe he’s referencing that lol. Again, apparently they think a) it’s definitely a date (for no reason) and then assume that b) it must be about Freddie and c) that’s proven by 369 days from Louis announcing the Syco thing (again, an assumption re the starting point of date counting) being near the date of the first pregnancy talk? Wow, what an air tight theory you have there. Why not assume that it’s 369 days from his livestream? Or his ‘faith in the future’ tweet? Oh, because it doesn’t fit a theory?

- ‘This number must mean something to him’ duh? Why you’re assuming that something is ‘my baby is fake’ is beyond the comprehension of normal people. 28 clearly means something to him too and larries have pretended it’s about them for years, to no avail. Nikola Tesla was obsessed with 369, should we ask his corpse if Sony closeted him?

- ‘It’s just a theory they can’t all come true’: Larries have accurately predicted literally one to two things in their ten years of throwing numbers and colours at a wall and hoping they stick. Larries constantly theorised based on the significance of dates, tweets, numbers and literally never get it right. They pretend the ‘dagger’ was this amazing prediction when it was only one of the many predicted ‘next tattoos’ - meaning them assuming they ‘got it right’ is the Texas Sharp Shooter fallacy.