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I love little domestic memes so I decided to make one myself and yes.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Who chooses the movies:

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Who orders lunch:

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Who cooks dinner:

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

❛ Join me or die. ❜

❛ I’m too old to live forever. ❜

❛ I only have myself. You taught me that. ❜

❛ I’ve had enough of this discussion. ❜

❛ You’ll not stop me! ❜

❛ He is no more. Now you are my consort. That’s why I kept you safe, alive. ❜

❛ Come out, come out, wherever you are. ❜

❛ I want to live forever with you. ❜

❛ This isn’t the time to settle old scores. ❜

❛ Come on, say it again. I’m the perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good! ❜

❛ Really? Is that what you’re going to do? ❜

❛ Your kind never satisfies my thirst. ❜

❛ That was quite a performance. You should learn to be more careful. ❜

❛ Do you love me? ❜

❛ I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew. ❜

❛ We live forever but they don’t come back. ❜

❛ Vampire’s don’t settle scores, we harbor them. ❜

❛ I’ve always been my own teacher. And I must confess, I’ve been my favorite pupil as well. ❜

❛ All of your wishes have come true. ❜

❛ Did the cries of the dying ring so thickly in the ears of those who can hear them? Has even more blood been shed? ❜

❛ Is that an invitation? ❜

❛ You know, you’re brave joking like that. ❜

❛ Why should we hide? We are the powerful. We are the immortal. ❜

❛ The world is our garden. ❜

❛ She takes pleasure in only one thing: destroying life. ❜

❛ I knew I left that journal somewhere. So, was it a good read? ❜

❛ Her blood is like liquid fire. ❜

❛ A vampire’s life is a life of discretion. ❜

❛ Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? ❜

❛ Finally those you love are simply, those you love. ❜

❛ You must know we do not really change over time; we are as flowers unfolding, we merely become more nearly ourselves. ❜

❛ So, after all this time, what’s the occasion? ❜

❛ Warms my blood to see you all gathered plotting against me. ❜

❛ Goddamnit, do it yourself. ❜

❛ It’s an awful truth that suffering can deepen us, give us a greater lustre to our colors. ❜

❛ I’m not as precious as you think. ❜

❛ Real hauntings have nothing to do with ghosts finally, they have to do with the menace of a memory . ❜

❛ There is no wrong! There is only desperation. ❜

❛ Why so surprised, my love? You’ve called, I’ve come. ❜

❛ You must be dead to the world. ❜

❛ We’re going to dismember him, bleed him dry. ❜

❛ They believed in nothing and now they are nothing. ❜

❛ Do you think of anyone but yourself? ❜

❛ Humans are animals, brute creatures. Their destruction can only make sense. ❜

❛ You will not touch her! ❜

❛ Come, let me show you what it means to live in the light. ❜

❛ They worship me. Millions of arms reach out to embrace, beg me to come into their lives. ❜

❛ I don’t have time for this. ❜

“Whoa, when did you get this?”

“Who did this to you?”

“Hold still— I need to clean it.”

“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”

“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“Does this hurt when I touch it?”

“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”

“What the hell happened to your face?”

“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”

“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”

“Here, let me help you with that.”

“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”

“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”

“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”

“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”

“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”

“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”

“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”

“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”

“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”

“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”

“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”

“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”

“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”

“No. You buried your knife in my stomach, which means it’s mine now.”

“I really didn’t want to have to hurt you.”

“Next time I won’t miss on purpose, so choose your words carefully.”

“Did I not warn you to never cross me again?”

“You’re the one with a blade at my throat, so obviously you’re upset.”

“I get that you’re angry, but is it really necessary to bring weapons into this?”

“That could have killed me!”

“If I wanted you dead, this room would be a lot quieter.”

“I’m not trying to kill you, I just wanted to get your attention.”

“It’s kinda hard to concentrate when you can slice open my stomach at any second.”

“Please don’t stab me with that thing; I’ll get tetanus if I survive!”

“I’ll drop the weapon if you drop the phone.”

“Is-is that a real sword? Do you even know how to use it?”

“If I get nervous I start stabbing things, so no sudden movements, please.”

“Yes, I know how to use this, so I’d be a lot more polite if I were you.”

“So this is why you’re not allowed near sharp pointy objects.”

“I’m supposed to be afraid of a bread knife? It’s not even that sharp!”

“You have about a minute to convince me not to bury this in your heart.”

“I’m the one with the knife, which means I’m the one who gets to ask the questions.”

Send me 🎲 and I’ll use a random number generator to ‘roll’ two dice and make a starter for our muses based on these:

Action:

Lick

Suck

Stroke

Massage

Tickle

Bite

Location:

Lips

Ears

Neck

Inner Thigh

Chest

Genitals

Setting: (Optional)

Kitchen

Living Room

Bedroom

Car

Shower

 here’s   a  highly   nsfw   drabble  meme,  whatever  action  is  sent  in  you  will  write  a  dabble  ( short  story not starter )   to   it.      these   will   be  highly  smut  related  .    send  👄 if  you  want  it  randomized  .    generator    1  -  82.

1.    our muses has sex in car

2.    my  muse gives your muse oral sex

3.    your muse give my muse oral sex

4.   our muses have phone sex

5.   our muses tease each other in public

nsfw | 18+ meme for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

send me any number from one to twenty, and i will write a starter of our muses having sex in the place your number determines. no peeking ;)

My muse has to pick one or the other. They have to pick one. Not neither, not both.