Eh.

                Bill Gates was born in 1953 and lived in Wanshintgon(1). He was young with glasses and went to school. Bill Gates found a computer and typed and coded on the computer for millipons of hours until in 1980 he coded a computer and created Microsoft. Apple was created by the Goverment to fairly protect freedom of the market and make it equal for everyone for computers and coding. Nill Gates currently sells hundreds of computers from his warehouse every day and now saves people in Italy from starvation and disease. He donates 300 thousand dollers a year to abortion charities and sick or dead people to help.

                Evidents suggest that Bilg Ates was killed by a computers virus called Fat Linus’ Final Masterpiece coded by Linus of Apple Computer. The policemen said that maybe he can go to jail and Linus will not be able to code more viruses or even make oil paintings of viruses but Bills son (Joash), upon hearing the news of microsofts new ram from bill, broke out into a frenzy and destroyed every computer in a 30 mile radius, nearly causing the death of the president….Luckily with the help of a few helping hands (and a bit of luck), EVERY computer was repaired. All you need is some hope, and you never know what might happen. bill was found dead 2 seconds later with his lil dickie dangling out.