it's always gay in wokeadelphia

Mac Week 2026: Fight Milk Friday

he’s stocking up on supplies for mac week!!!

let’s pretend this cart is full of lube and crucifixes

here’s a brief list, in order of most concrete to possibly a reach:

this extended scene from “mac and dennis break up” where he says that mac has “nice bis” and “beautiful lips” 

in “ass kickers united” there’s a scene in which dennis tells mac that he’s “been looking so great lately! so sexy!” 

from pg. 143 of the gang’s self help book, dennis says that mac is a 3 on the ugly scale (while charlie is a 5, frank is a 6, and dee is a 9)

in “the gang gets analyzed” we find out that dennis has been giving mac “size pills” because he used to look gross, implying that he doesn’t anymore