/that/ kind of sideblog

People who jerk off to clowns and jesters are the smartest motherfuckers in the world

t4t birthday pool party where we all skinny dip and everyone avoids tracking water into the bathroom by using the birthday girl as a urinal

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cool thing abt hiking w a girl is eventually she’ll have to pee and sometimes she’ll have to squat to do that and if she’s a really chill (or perverted) girl she’ll just do it right next to you and keep looking up at you and talking to you while she’s doing it and the way she rests her elbows on her thighs makes it feel like she’s done this a million times and something about that makes you feel weird

omg feel how soft this is! (puts your hand on my pussy)

I would post more thick milfy trans women from twitter but tumblr hates women's dicks 🙄