Aesthetics man

*I’ve had this sitting around for months and it finally came up, so here it is!

Imma say right up front, I don’t know if this is even consistent with the laws of physics, but that’s also not the point soooo. Anyway, I’m not an “expert” or anything, and with Maul, there are several of these where we don’t really have an example of that aspect of life for him, so I just…guessed what I thought was likely based on other qualities. On a lot of these, I was looking at two and thinking either one could work and had to make an executive decision, so everything is definitely arguable. There were also a lot where I read the first sentence of the description and was like “nope, that’s already too positive”. But anyway, it was fun and maybe I’ll do more!

Sun Sign (denotes personality)

Aries (Cardinal Fire)– active, energetic, direct, straightforward, uncomplicated (and expect others to be the same way), some kind of connection to physical work (sports or something labor intensive), a big nope on emotional moments, fuck planning, impatient but innovative, knows what they want and how to get it, bold, independent, likes a challenge

Moon Sign (denotes emotion)

Scorpio (Fixed Water) – seek emotional intensity, just intense in general, very good at reading people, “need for transformation and rebirth”, dramatic lives with constant emotional fluxuation, seek intense experiences, need to test themselves

(While the idea of Maul having a dramatically emotional life may seem odd since he doesn’t express much, if any, emotion beyond anger and excitement, that doesn’t mean he wasn’t still feeling it. His early life, whether its canon or legends, was full of emotional struggle. FULL OF IT. Palpatine tortured him so thoroughly that he made sure he never felt anything ever again. It would take a powerfully moving thing (like Savage) to make him feel again.)

Mercury Sign (denotes thought process)

Leo (Fixed Fire) – authoritative, want people to know how knowledgeable they are, big picture person, persuasive, good at getting their message across, idealistic, probably not going to change their mind, passionate speakers, not open to criticism, ego plays into their concept of logic

Venus Sign (denotes love - not necessarily romantic)

Taurus (Fixed Earth) – centered on the physical, appear to always be comfortable and confident, something about them just exudes sex appeal, like predictability in a relationship, possessive, not into fast-paced relationships, most likely to express love physically, resist change, need to know how much their partner cares about them and that they are loyal, its going to go down their way

(Naturally, this is total guess-work. I just went with whatever seemed most likely given all the other context.)

Mars Sign (denotes conflict resolution)

Scorpio (Fixed Water) – like to give the impossible a go, focused, strong-willed, cool exterior, manipulative, reliant on gut feelings, strongest sexual stamina of the zodiac, attracted to taboos, look just give them a sub, hot enough to get what they want most of the time, don’t like sharing, black-and-white philosophies, don’t like compromise, live for a challenge, test themselves often, strong survival instincts, provocative, “life isn’t fair”

Jupiter Sign (denotes luck)

Aries (Cardinal Fire) – attract the most good fortune when leading with enthusiasm and courage, innovative, natural leaders, strong opinions, don’t like when people disagree with them, makes their own opportunities, risk takers

Saturn Sign (denotes limitations)

Cancer (Cardinal Water) – difficulty expressing the need for nurturing, left to their own devices, dwell on things and hold grudges, don’t like being taken care of, uncomfortable with showing vulnerability, don’t like feeling dependent or needy, fear of rejection, making emotional connections with people leads to frustration, more cautious than most, cling to anything with sentimental value

Uranus Sign (denotes progression)

Aries (Cardinal Fire) – seek freedom and innovation via independence, new horizons, self-motivation, assertion, personal responsibility, don’t feel a need to conform, boldly pursue their desires, stubborn, impulsive, impatient

Neptune Sign (denotes spirituality)

Capricorn (Cardinal Earth) – idealizes respect for rules, order, responsibility, and morality, realistic fantasies, cynical, not motivated by faith and optimism, must believe in what they’re doing, practical, most likely to make dreams a reality

Pluto Sign (denotes transformation)

“It’s really not that complicated.”

“Close the door.”

“It’s three in the morning.”

“I should have told you a long time ago.”

“Why are you helping me?”

“You have to leave right now.”

“Just trust me.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time.”

“You’re in love with her.”

“Come here.”

“We could get arrested for this.”

“What are you thinking about?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“You’re never going to let that go, are you?”

“Was that supposed to hurt?”

“I can explain.”

“Love is overrated.”

“Watch me.”

“I’ve missed this.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy.”

“I don’t owe you an explanation.”

“We have to be quiet.”

“You’re trembling.”

“I want an answer, goddammit!”

“It was you the whole time.”

“Tell me again.”

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“You don’t see me.”

“I can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that they’re you.”

“You could have died.”

“Prove it.”

“I might never get another chance to say this.”

“Do you regret it?”

“Tell me I’m wrong.”

“Lie to me then.”

“You’ve thought about this, haven’t you?”

“We need to talk about what happened last night.”

“I never stood a chance, did I?”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“I’m only here to establish an alibi.”

“Are you drunk?”

“I still remember the way you taste.”

“How much of that did you hear?”

“What happens if I do this?”

“Why are you whispering?”

“You make me want things I can’t have.”

“I don’t want to screw this up.”

“Cute little panther in snow. ❄️”

Since Halloween is this month, I’ll just focus on that!

*Silver actually kind of likes Halloween, even if he doesn’t show it

*and being able to spend that day with you makes it even better for him!

*you love to do couple costumes with him, which Silver doesn’t mind, as long as it’s nothing too embarrassing

*but he does trust your costume choices... most of the time

*You love to help Silver decorate for Halloween as well