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Aries: "fight me, oboe trash. fight me."

Taurus: (beatboxing over the piano)

Gemini: "Pachelbel's Canon: CHOIR VERSION! the altos can sing the cello part!"

Cancer: "what if the Debussy ocean piece is actually about hell itself?"

Leo: "drop the mic. for sass."

Virgo: "imagine: a cereal for winds players. it could be called Flute Loops!"

Libra: "mezzos duet better."

Scorpio: "sopraNO."

Sagittarius: "maybe you can fix your oboe with duct tape."

Capricorn: "can i sing the tenor part up an octave?"

Aquarius: "the violin is a Muggle."

Aries: "shit sorry I was reading that in bass clef"--a violinist

Taurus: "violas I swEAR TO GODDDD"--the conductor

Gemini: *the percussionist playing "never gonna give you up" on the xylophone*

Cancer: "why is the conductor talking about amphibians?"--a flutist in reference to the conductor asking the strings to play at the frog

Leo: "all right, now let's play it in tune"--the conductor

Virgo: *the basses quietly munching on chips, thinking that no one sees them*

Libra: "yeah I'm not playing that I'll just fake it"--a cellist

Scorpio: "my dog ate my sheet music and my talent"--an oboist

Sagittarius: "bro are you team A double sharp or C flat?"--a violinist

Capricorn: "maybe if I try to play it out of tune it will actually be in tune because when I do it the other way around it doesn't seem to work"--a horn player

Aquarius: *strange squeaking coming from the wind and brass section*