Katherine 🌻🌻

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

You know, call me a hater but I actually don't think every single female character in literature needs to have a "feminist retelling".

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

I think Mitski was one of the factors that made me feel so miserable in middle school. Like, I would just be listening to this on the bus. I probably would’ve had a better mental state if I was listening to Taylor swift or something. But I was too afraid of being basic.

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

No i love being born a girl Are you serious Why wouldn’t i want to wake up 5 hours early to a mix of anxiety shits and period cramps This is all i’ve ever wanted

Or conversely anxiety cramps and period shits. Or all 4 if you feel really crazy

really hope they get into the nitty gritty of the yellowjackets’ various relationships with food post rescue. like when does tai decide to become a vegetarian? how have their pallets changed over the months they were out there? will some of them develop EDs due to the drastic change in food abundance? will a few of them struggle to eat at all for a while, because they’ve come to associate food security with a price tag of death and suffering? and especially since they’re gonna be coming back to a world where y2k ‘nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ & diet culture is about to explode. like that’s gotta be a double mindfuck on top of everything else, to see millions of people idolize the physical state you were in while you were starving to the point of eating your friends.

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

What do they use the loud ones for?

Harsh browns (they shout at you)

EEEEHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE

I too like… hot wings.