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intro post!!!
he/him
18 (07)
Freak 😛
someone remind me to sort this out at some point thanks

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Andrew Cody is very serious about craft night
This was supposed to be a short drabble and turned into a 2.5K word set of headcanons, am I getting my mojo back perhaps? Apparently, I'm very into heavily traumatized, therapy-resistant characters and the coping mechanisms they might utilize in lieu of traditional mental healthcare. I just really don't think, with everything that happened with Smurf, that Andrew would ever see any real benefit to traditional healthcare models. Anyways, I just love this lil guy. Can you believe I'm not even finished with season one yet?
Craft nights were every other Thursday of the month at six-fifteen. They alternated between your place and Pope's, but you can bet your bottom dollar they never happened at Smurf's or anywhere that Andrew wasn't absolutely comfortable.
They started gradually.
Animal kingdom working UK jobs
because i think its funny :)
smurf would have to routinely call the cops to come remove me from the cody premises if i was in the show.
like sorry that i’m standing, pussy to the wind, outside of andrew’s window right now i was just trying to see if he was alright🙄. sorry if i’m sucking the water from andrew’s swimming trunks, i’m trying to save you money on your dryer bill🙄🙄. sorry i’m nuzzling my face into the plant that grazed his back in s3 e8, i just wanted to make sure it wasn’t poison ivy.🙄🙄🙄

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I NEED to have your opinion of pope and dollification, i feel like he would eat it up
i think he would love this shit.
pope would be obsessed with picking out clothes for you every single day. if he had to leave on some job before you woke up, he would have a nice pretty outfit laid out neatly on the end of the bed for you. on days he was home, he would spend hours watching you dress and undress until he was satisfied with your outfit. most outfits consisted of a light colored baby doll dress with a pair of mary janes to top it off. he would occasionally stray away from the dresses and get you in the littlest possible skirts he could find whenever he would take you out shopping.
he would have you sat on his lap whenever you did your makeup, telling you what color eyeshadow to use, what lip stick he think would look good. every sunday night he would spend at least an hour painting your fingernails and toenails for you with the reminder that 'he only wants his girl to look the best.' and you ate it up. every. single. time. most days he would do your hair, learning how to braid or curl it so it sat just perfect on your head.
on days you were dressed up a little extra, he would spend hours taking your picture. telling you how to pose, how to sit, how to smile. those times he would be away on a job for a couple of days, he would look through the pictures and obsess over them. whenever the two of you went out anywhere, he was proud to show you off. if someone complimented your outfit, he was quick to boast that he picked it out. whenever you guys would go shopping together, he would drag you into every store, spending thousands on clothes, shoes, jewelry. he liked it? he was buying it.
you loved the control he had over you, and you let him do anything. you aimed to please him and pleasing him was what you were doing. at the end of the day he would spend hours getting you unready. spending at least 30 minutes in the shower making sure every inch of you was clean, even more time doing your skincare, and to finish each night he would have you sat in his lap, brushing your hair at least 100 times. it was a routine that the both of you felt so comfortable in. you knew you could tell him to stop, tell him that you didn't want to wear something, but that feeling never came. he was satisfied with how you gave your complete trust to him when it came to everything, always quick to kiss you with an 'i love you, babydoll.'
I NEED to have your opinion of pope and dollification, i feel like he would eat it up
i think he would love this shit.
pope would be obsessed with picking out clothes for you every single day. if he had to leave on some job before you woke up, he would have a nice pretty outfit laid out neatly on the end of the bed for you. on days he was home, he would spend hours watching you dress and undress until he was satisfied with your outfit. most outfits consisted of a light colored baby doll dress with a pair of mary janes to top it off. he would occasionally stray away from the dresses and get you in the littlest possible skirts he could find whenever he would take you out shopping.
he would have you sat on his lap whenever you did your makeup, telling you what color eyeshadow to use, what lip stick he think would look good. every sunday night he would spend at least an hour painting your fingernails and toenails for you with the reminder that 'he only wants his girl to look the best.' and you ate it up. every. single. time. most days he would do your hair, learning how to braid or curl it so it sat just perfect on your head.
on days you were dressed up a little extra, he would spend hours taking your picture. telling you how to pose, how to sit, how to smile. those times he would be away on a job for a couple of days, he would look through the pictures and obsess over them. whenever the two of you went out anywhere, he was proud to show you off. if someone complimented your outfit, he was quick to boast that he picked it out. whenever you guys would go shopping together, he would drag you into every store, spending thousands on clothes, shoes, jewelry. he liked it? he was buying it.
you loved the control he had over you, and you let him do anything. you aimed to please him and pleasing him was what you were doing. at the end of the day he would spend hours getting you unready. spending at least 30 minutes in the shower making sure every inch of you was clean, even more time doing your skincare, and to finish each night he would have you sat in his lap, brushing your hair at least 100 times. it was a routine that the both of you felt so comfortable in. you knew you could tell him to stop, tell him that you didn't want to wear something, but that feeling never came. he was satisfied with how you gave your complete trust to him when it came to everything, always quick to kiss you with an 'i love you, babydoll.'
it’s very important to me that andrew always holds onto smurf’s love. no matter how sick and twisted it is, she loves him. when lucy tells andrew that without a doubt smurf killed baz, he refuses to accept it. says she would never have done that. andrew despises smurf. wants to kill her in one earth-shattering moment that makes her feel all the pain she’s inflicted on him. but still, she’s his mother. the one who held him as a baby & moved by the ocean to keep him calm & bought him happy meals because he liked to play with the box. andrew will never be able to forget that.
Gossiping with mama
dude
craig cody x reader
summary: an extended version of this thought i had about craig's baby's first word being "dude."
cw: suggestive language at the end, craig calling reader mommy and himself daddy. wc: 1.1k a/n: please, i'm beggin you, make more craig cody fics!!!
“Dude.”
The previously filled with joy kitchen turns dead silent. You stood there, frozen, a small piece of melon forgotten in your hand and your brain trying to process the word just uttered to the world.
The first word.
“Come again, baby. What did you say?” you ask Riley, your tiny boy sitting on his high chair.
“Dude.”
“You have to be kidding me,” you murmur, closing your eyes.
Just as if summoned, the one responsible for this walked through the door, just as oblivious as he is tall.
“There are my babies!” he shouts with a big smile, making his way to the nine-month-old baby to pick him up and give him a kiss on the cheek, taking a big sniff of him in the process that just makes his smile grow bigger. Your anger dies down only for a moment watching that image before you, but then it resurges when Craig opens his mouth again. “Hey, dude, have you been good to your mama?”
He tries to come closer to you to greet you with a kiss, but you stop him with a glare.
“You have to stop doing that, Craig.”
“What?” he frowns at you, leaning in again in search of your lips; an actual whine escapes him when you turn your head, crossing your arms. “Hey! What—let me kiss you!”
“Your son just said his first word,” you announce, massaging your temples, trying really hard not to let go of the annoyance. It’s hard, especially when your handsome man looks even better with your little bundle of joy in his tanned arms. God, you love when he wears sleeveless shirts, showing off his tattooed biceps.
“No way! Really? Man, I just missed it,” he pouts, bouncing Riley, who just laughs happily. “Can you say it again, baby? Come on, say it.”
“He said dude.”
“What—?” The smile that had started to form on his lips quickly drops, seeing the frown on your face. He takes the remaining steps to grab your waist and pulls you to his side with his free arm, caressing where he can touch. “What’s wrong, pretty?”
You let out a sigh and bury your face in his side, smelling the saltiness and his cologne mixed. “I didn’t want his first word to be dude, Craig. It’s so—I don’t know. I was expecting mommy, or daddy. Even some silly thing like apple or wave or, I don’t know, literally any other word. Any other word would be okay, but dude?”
“Dude!” shouts your baby like a Pavlovian dog.
You groan, hugging Craig.
“Oh, sorry, babe. I guess it's my fault,” Craig says, looking for your face. When he sees the glare you launched at him, he speaks again: “Yeah, you’re right. It is definitely my fault... but hey, at least it wasn’t a curse word or something! I curse a lot, too.”
“You are not making it better.”
Craig puts the baby back on the chair, who happily entertains himself with the leftover juice from the fruit, drawing on his little table. Now hands-free, the blue-eyed man takes your hips and looks at you from above.
“How can I make it better? Don’t wanna make you sad.”
“Stop saying dude around Riley, for starters,” you huff, caressing his cheek. It’s so easy to forgive him.
“Will definitely do,” he nods, leaning into your touch. “And I will make his second word mommy. What about that, uh?”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, I guess I will have to call you mommy all the time,” he smirks cheekily, coming down for a wet kiss. “You okay with that, mommy?”
“Mhm,” you nod, chasing his lips again, feeling your body relax.
“That’s right, mommy, let daddy take care of everything.”
From then on, that’s the only way Craig would refer to you, no matter the place or the company.
“Hey, mommy, Riley and I are going to go see the waves, you coming?” “Mommy, what if we make Pope babysit and we go to Deran’s bar?” “Would you pass me the salt, mommy?”
And even in the middle of fucking Walmart, he would shout loudly from the other end of an aisle, “Mommy! Do you have pads at home or do you need me to grab some?”
Bless his heart, he was not so disciplined at not saying dude as he was with saying mommy, but at least he was trying.
“Oh, look, dude, who’s that? Who’s that? That’s mommy! Say hi to mommy!”
The thing was that, even when your son wasn’t around to listen to the word, he would still call you that, to the displeasure of his brothers. Like right now, for example. You were lying in a lounge chair by the pool, taking in the sun in a tiny bikini that accented all the new curves maternity had given you. And even if, when they first appeared, it made you insecure and dubious about your body, Craig had made it clear that, if anything, you had only turned sexier. Also, being around Pope and Deran always felt like a safe space where you didn't have to worry about your appearance, so you lay relaxed and happily there.
“God damn it, mommy, you look so fucking hot,” your man growls, walking your way with a beer and a lemonade in hand.
“Please, stop calling her that,” Deran whines, shaking his head.
“Riley is not even here,” Pope points out flatly.
“So what? She’s my mommy and she looks fucking hot, get over it.”
“Baby's mommy.”
“Same thing,” Craig shrugs, waving off Deran after passing you your drink. He then sits by your feet, massaging your calves with a dreamy look.
“Look who woke up from his nap!” J announces, carrying Riley, who still sports a sleepy face, a pillow mark on his red, chubby cheek.
“Hey, lil man, good sleep?” laughs your man, standing up again to go for his son, taking him to you. “Yeah, I bet.”
“Hello, baby, hello,” you coo at Riley, sitting him on your lap. He doesn’t waste a second to nudge your now fuller boobs, barely covered by a small triangle.
“Fuck, your tits look so pretty, mommy. I don’t blame him, I would also love to bury my face in them!”
“Craig!” you (and the Codys) reprimand him, shaking your head in disapproval. Before you can lecture him on all the ways that was wrong, your son interrupts you.
“Tits!” he mumbles happily, oblivious to your perplexed face.
“That’s his second word, isn't it?” J asks with a grimace.
“Well, there's no doubt, Craig,” Pope says with that shit-eating grin he sometimes gets. “That baby is your son.”
happy daddy's day!

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i WANT to write, why is work suddenly wanting all of my free time im going to go insane
craig's "friend" | craig cody x reader x andrew 'pope' cody
plot summary?: pope walks in on craig and craig's "friend" (you) going at it. what is supposed to be a one-off thing turns into a regular occurrence; and much to craig's chagrin, you couldn't be less bothered by it.
contains?: pope cody, craig cody, reader-insert, shameless smut, creeper pope, mentions of deran, smurf, j, baz, and lena.
warnings?: 18+/minors dni; accidental voyeurism turned not so accidental; healthy amount of cuss words; p in v sex; no protection mentioned; nudity; squirting.
notes?: takes place between s2-3. no beta we die like [airhorn]. no clue how long this is but i think it’s like 2k words
Andrew Cody and a partner that loves biting him
The first time it happened, Pope didn't really know what to do.
You'd been sitting there beside him on the couch in his apartment, watching the NatGeo documentary with him one minute, and then the next, your teeth were latched onto his shoulder, gentle cobbing movements clenching and unclenching your jaws around his skin like a cat.
Pope stared at you like you had three heads. You didn't seem to notice.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Pope's voice was devoid of inflection as it usually was, but you knew him well enough to tell that he wasn't mad. His brow was furrowed, head tilted and eyes wide and sparkly in that confused puppy dog way he had about him that he always vehemently denied.
"Biting you," you supplied unhelpfully, voice muffled around the skin of his shoulder.
Pope stared. "It's more of a gnawing motion," he said. You hummed affirmatively, attention going back to the documentary.
Pope's eyes returned to the screen, but he wasn't paying attention anymore. He'd had few hookups that didn't involve the exchange of cash and even fewer long-term relationships, none of which had involved the age gap that the two of you had. To say he lacked the experience to understand this behavior was an understatement.
Was this just a thing people did? Was this your way of taking out some secret aggression or resentment toward him? Your body language seemed normal otherwise.
"Is it normal for your partner to bite you?"
Craig looked at Pope the same way he'd looked at you when you first bit him. "What?"
Renn, however, looked endeared, her eyes softened in a way they never had when Pope was anywhere in the vicinity. "More than you'd think, actually. They have to be really comfortable around you to do that shit, though. Didn't know you had that kind of game, Pope."
Craig levelled an unimpressed look at her, glancing back and forth between Renn and Pope like he was trying to figure out if he was being pranked. "How come no girl's ever taken a bite out of me then?"
Renn rolled her eyes. "Cause you've rarely talked to the same girl twice, and you go days without showering."
"Hey!"
Pope tuned out the rest of their bickering, mind stuck on Renn's words. He knew, logically, that you felt comfortable with him. You ate with him, slept near him, and didn't mind having your back turned to him when you did things, all signs that you trusted him not to do anything to you when your guard was down. Of course, there were the more intimate things as well, kissing him, coming to him when you've had a bad day, eating food that he prepared for you, giving him the key to your place, letting him take care of you when you were sick and vice versa.
But it made the tips of his ears warm to think that you'd reached some new level of comfort and intimacy that even one of his brothers hadn't heard of before.
The next time you and Pope hung out was at your house. It was craft night, something that Pope would never dare breathe a word about to anyone but you, not because he was embarrassed but because it was sacred. If he told one of his brothers about craft night and they said anything short of reverent on the subject, he would simply be forced to start breaking bones.
Pope was halfway through a massive Lego set that he kept safe at your apartment, and you were crocheting a pair of couple's scarves. It was the end of the night when you both were in bed and doing your post-craft debrief.
You were talking about a particular stitch that was giving you trouble when you suddenly felt a foreign sensation on your arm. You looked down absent-mindedly, words stuttering to a halt as you did a double take.
Your boyfriend was biting your arm.
It was quite possibly the gentlest bite in history, his teeth barely grazing you. You stared at him with wide eyes, but he honestly didn't seem to be paying you any attention. He kept moving his head this way and that, chomping down at various velocities like he was testing things. "Um, Andy…Are you biting me?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because we're comfortable with each other," he mumbled distractedly. He was getting more into it, grinding his teeth soothingly against the skin of your shoulder. Every once in a while, you felt the heat of his tongue laving across the area, tasting you with no sexual intent, though you had to try very hard to reel in the heat that pooled between your legs at the action.
"Keep going," he eventually said. "You were talking about the stitching for the scarves."
Congratulations, you've become Andrew Cody's new oral fidget toy.
It gets out of control fairly quickly. Biting quickly becomes a sixth love language in your relationship, and it's not uncommon for you or Andrew to show up places with bite marks or very strange-looking hickeys. His brothers are extremely weirded out. They've never seen or heard of this behavior before, though they think it's quite on brand. Only Pope could manage to find a significant other who was almost as weird as he was.
A/N: This was absolute dog shit, but I can't sleep and can't get Pope Cody out of my head, so I figured I may as well crank out something quick and test out the new laptop. I usually don't like writing drabbles, they're too short for me and don't fit my writing style, but I think I'll keep writing them just to get back into the swing of things if nothing else.
How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed
need sleazy!ex-husband sammy to slip into reader’s bed and CNC PLEAK
oh you NAAAAAAAASTY. i luv it.
this is ur warning y'all. this dirty and nasty. impact play, cnc, breaking in, all the warnings. smut.
the last time sammy saw you was after a bitter drop off of your son. you were bitching and moaning to him about how he was late, about how he didn't care about you, about how big of a manwhore he was, and you were glad you left him. the whole ride back to his own house his was seething, his hands gripping the steering wheel so tight he swore it could snap in half. he hated when you through the fact that you left in his face. he always had the control in your relationship, always telling you what to do, how to do it, when to do it. but of course, you got the last bit of control when you filed for divorce.

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money make her smile pt. ii
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saturday night was in full swing, the line to get into the club was piled down the street. it was raining a bit, but that didn't turn away the crowds of people wanting to get in and get a peek at some ass. "man this line is too long. let's just go somewhere else," craig groaned from the car, the cody boy's all piled in as they watched the door from the parking lot. pope couldn't help but chew on his lip as he stared at the door, knowing what was there for him on the other side. he could either give in to craig's whines and drive them to a different strip club. or he could give himself and his job away, cut the line, and go right in. the decisions were teetering back and forth in his mind, the men slightly bickering about what to do as pope remained quiet, hands gripping the steering wheel tightly. "what do you want to do, pope?" baz finally cut through the arguing, all of them turning to look at them. he remained silent, pulling the key from the ignition before he was getting out of the car, the rest following him. "you can't just cut all these people, man. they are gonna be pissed," craig mumbled to pope as they followed him to the door, other men groaning and cursing at them from the line.
Pope baby trap requested by @borderlinferalgirl
DO NOT DO THIS its only hot when pope does it
here's a little part 2
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Andrew knew he shouldn’t be doing this, but he couldn’t help himself.