french hair and ocean-y eyes

summary — there’s a murder in the richest neighborhood of seoul and there’s no better detectives to find the killer besides you and bang chan. or, in which you and chan have to be a pretend couple to catch a killer.

pairing — bang chan x reader

genre — fluff, crime, smut | detectives!au, fwb!au, fake marriage!au

word count — 21k words.

warnings — mentions of crime, ie, blood, killings, (one line of) gruesome murder scene, language, along with a whodunnit plot, mentions of cheating (not the main leads), and smut | smut specifications under the cut

Romeo: But, well, I have this crush on this girl.

Benvolio: Mmm-hmm.

Romeo: That's all.

Benvolio: That's all?

Romeo: And I think about her lot, and I play clarinet.

Benvolio: Romeo! You got to be kidding me.

Romeo: And I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.

Benvolio: Language.

Romeo:

benvolio: YES MERCUTIO HE WILL STAB YOU THATS MY FUCKING POINT FOR FUCKS SAKE MERCUTIO WHAT THE FUCK ROMEO BACK ME UP ON THIS

benvolio: hoe don't do it

mercutio: ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man

Squishy Jeongin

Bonus: Hyunjin thinks so too!

goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon